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This happened to me except it was cum on my sheets that my mom found while I was at school. It was my cum tho I did that shit.
When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
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Looking forward to my daily shit because the momentary pressure against my prostate is the only semblance of pleasure I get in my chud life
Yesterday I was gettin’ my salad tossed in in an Arby’s parking lot by the emfoidee on shift when suddenly she stops and exclaims, “I never knew some dudes have bussy flaps.. I like it!” and then she kept going, moaning even harder.. I didn’t have the heart to tell her it hurt a lot when she nipped my hemorrhoids with her teeth. So now I’ll be sitting on a donut pillow for the next week.
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Back when people used to say “How it feels to chew 5 gum,” this is what I imagined it felt like
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I may be a physical coward. But Ive quietly lived a more adventurous emotional life than any of you “chads” could dream of
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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The Bull kicked the bathroom door in while I was on the toilet. He didn't wait. He yanked me off the seat by the hair, bent me over the sink, and rammed his unwashed cock straight into my ass with nothing but the smear of piss still on it. I screamed into the porcelain while he
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Ive been dealing with psychic turmoil with the release of the Elizabeth Holmes documentary and the revelation that I had been having an affair with her husband. Ive used the medium of AI rap video to work through this: this is my trauma. (Made with SLOPCANNON)
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My wife's son told me I should be a ghost for Halloween so I told him I'm gonna go get milk and smokes