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Joined November 2008
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No KRAs, syncophantic staff, housing in premium areas and free transport plus no accountability means they think they can lord over people dependent on them for signatures.
IAS Officer: Do you have an appointment? Come back later. Taxpayer: You are a public servant not a private employee. Serving the people who pay your salary is your duty not a favour.
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AI is now more entertaining than Pixar or Disney...
🤖 Made with AI
Put this giant man on this tiny bicycle. AI: Here we go. AI can fit an elephant on a button. Nothing is hard to create anymore...
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Posted this in 2024. No heroine poster. Most dismissed the film just by looking at the casting. An 8 hour cinematic experience shot in just 16 months. Released in two parts. No paid PR campaign needed. The edits became a massive trend. No Gulf or China release. Record breaking box office collections despite being A rated. Incredible repeat value. Toxic even postponed its release to avoid the embarrassment of clashing with it. No other film will ever match the phenomenon that Dhurandhar created. 🔥
This is what movie dreams are made of! 🔥 Thank you @RanveerOfficial @duttsanjay #AkshayeKhanna @ActorMadhavan @rampalarjun #JyotiDeshpande @LokeshDharB62 @jiostudios @B62Studios and my entire team for giving me this opportunity!! Now, Let’s create HISTORY See you all in cinemas! 🙏❤️
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A relationship is partly two people learning to live with the fact that they experience the same events differently. One remembers the conversation. The other remembers the tone. Both are convinced they remember it correctly.
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My scooty is over 15 years old, and today I was fined ₹3,000 simply because its 15-year registration validity had expired. But what is the logic behind this? My scooty is in perfectly good running condition. I get it serviced regularly and maintain it properly. Just because it has crossed 15 years, does that automatically make it unsafe? If the government can penalize me for using a well-maintained scooter because of its age, then who is going to hold the government accountable for potholes and broken roads that damage our vehicles and put our lives at risk?
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Have ISRO & NASA considered using upma as heat shield or heat exchanger? While the first bite can burn the roof of your mouth, by the 3rd bite, it is as cold as the room.
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Journalists are licking sarkari boots. Meanwhile, an 18-year-old boy is presenting precise facts and asking pertinent questions. Must read and share. 👇
to the most respected finance minister. i have a doubt. please find time to answer me. you say that the venue for a debate is the parliament. you say that my home minister, amit shah has offered a special session to debate. you say that if rahul gandhi - the leader of opposition, wants to debate my prime minister, he should come to the parliament. ma'am, let's start by pointing out some facts. jul 20 - the parliament session opens. narendra modi, the ever so hon'ble prime minister - addresses the media - outside the parliament. he asks for a fact-based debate. jul 24 - Amit Shah's National Honour Bill is introduced in Rajya Sabha, by Nityanand Rai, who is MoS for home affairs. Jairam Ramesh asks "Where is the Cabinet Minister". This is present in the RS Transcript. jul 29 - Rahul Gandhi, the leader of opposition - asks "why is the Home Minister not here today?". This is also present in the LS Transcript. jul 30 - Rahul Gandhi asks "why Shah is so scared of coming to Parliament" aug 4 - Amit Shah, is seen in the parliamentary complex. at an NDA Parliamentary Party Meeting. He Doesn't enter the house. as per reporting from Navbharat Live. aug 6 - Mallikarjun Kharge, in Rajya Sabha, asks "Why is the Prime Minister not coming? Why is the Home Minister not coming?" as Per Kerala Kamudi - this is consistent with the RS transcript. aug 11 - congress MP Manickam Tagore attacks the absent home minister. as per reporting by the ANI. aug 12 - Amit Shah says to the media, "have been coming to Parliament regularly since the Session began; I sit in my chamber." talking to the media, at around 12:30 PM, Amit Shah offered "If the Opposition wrote to the speaker, there would be a debate from 3 PM wednesday (12 aug - the same day) to 3 PM thursday (13 aug - the next day) this was roughly a 2 hour window to submit the letter. he further said "I will sit in the House; I will listen to everyone and respond to every point." Rahul Gandhi said "We are not interested in listening to his lecture, Who shot those students? Who blinded that student? Who ordered the lathi charge?" this referred to the Pellet Shots fired at the Student, Sahil Lochav. He asked about the Lathi Charge that happened in the protests on July 20th. The Opposition wanted a statement from Shah about this, Shah wanted them to submit a letter to the speaker, in a window of roughly 2 hours - after not being present for 17 straight settings. with no recorded appearance. aug 13 - Lok Sabha sits for 4 minutes. 11:00 AM to 11:04 AM. The National Song, Vande Mataram, is played. and then, the house is adjourned sine die. Both ever so honourable Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Home Minister Shri Amit Shah were present on these days. for the 4 minutes. --- Respected Finance Minister Ma'am, These were the facts I have pointed out. I have not said anything that was my own opinion. I have not framed the facts in a way that support any party. My facts were gathered by scraping Documents from the LS and RS portal, OCR'ing the PDFs, then parsing them and then Aggregating News Sources. - and pointing out facts from them. Cold, Hard, Records. I have not asked any questions yet - which I will do now. I am a human. I have evolved Pattern Seeking skills. I spot a pattern here. I see that for the entirety of the Monsoon Session, Prime Minister Modi, and Home Minister Shah, did not utter a word on the record of the Lok Sabha. They were not present in the house except for the last 4 minutes, on the last day. Shah says "He was sitting in his cabin", Ma'am, I don't think debates happen when you sit alone in a cabin. It happens on the floor, where the other side can ask questions too. I don't see a meaningful debate happening in an environment like the Parliament. I say this with utter disappointment. If Parliament is the venue for debate, why did the two most senior members of the government not speak there once in 19 sittings? And why was the one offer to debate made to the press on the 18th day, with a deadline of a couple of hours? Why are there "offers" even? I think it is your responsibility to be in debates because that is your entire job. As you say, "Demanding answers also carries an obligation to hear them." -- Well, were Amit Shah or Narendra Modi, hearing the Questions being asked? They were not in the house even. Please Answer my Doubts. I would be very obliged if you do so. Regards, Sarthak
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this was one of the greatest answers to a press question in american history
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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An incredible aerial view of Niagara Falls from above.
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never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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It’s way easier than that, Dan. Men can end abortion without making it illegal simply by choosing to ejaculate responsibly so they don’t cause any unwanted pregnancies. It’s as easy as condoms and vasectomies. Bonus: condoms also protect from STIs.
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Heard a remarkable story about management consulting, women's empowerment, and motorcycles. Fasten your seat belts.
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A leading actress went to her gynecologist for a routine checkup. After the examination, the doctor told her that he found cocaine residues in her vagina. She was stunned. She had never touched the drug. Her boyfriend was a leading stand-up comedian and a habitual cocaine user. That was the only explanation she could think of. The gynecologist unraveled the mystery with one simple question. Did her mouth go numb after oral sex with her boyfriend? She said yes, it happened often. Everything clicked. He was using cocaine during and before sex, and the drug was being excreted through his bodily fluids, settling inside her. The final question sealed it. Did they use protection? He never did, because he disliked it. The gynecologist's verdict was blunt. These frequent depositions would likely damage her genitals. That was the final nail. She broke up with him. Cocaine has a strange medical history. It was first used as a local anesthetic, in eye drops, precisely because it numbed tissue. That same property is what caused the numbness she noticed. Her era overlapped with the peak cocaine rush in America, during the time of Pablo Escobar. At its height, hundreds of tons of cocaine were being flown into the United States from Colombia on small private jets. That was the cocaine era at full throttle. Cocaine hits hard and delivers raw confidence. It can be taken almost any way: snorted, injected, smoked as crack, swallowed, absorbed through the mouth, or given rectally or vaginally. A woman died from a vaginal cocaine overdose. Almost no other street drug matches that range of routes. A new user can feel a rush from a few milligrams. A long-term user may need grams to chase the same effect. That gap is what kills people. The amount that finally satisfies the habit easily crosses into lethal territory. Side effects are savage at any dose. Paranoid psychosis with visual and tactile hallucinations. Fatal heart attacks. Aortic dissection. Seizures. Hyperthermia. Most cocaine deaths are cardiac. During that era, cartels were hunted down worldwide. The fall of Pablo Escobar eventually tightened supply in the United States. There is one more dark chapter. In the 1980s, It was alleged that the United States used cocaine drug money sold on its own soil to fund a foreign war. A Senate investigation found the CIA backed Nicaraguan Contra rebels against the Sandinista government. Contra-linked traffickers moved cheap cocaine into Los Angeles, where it was cooked into crack and sold to street gangs. The Senate did not find that the CIA itself ran the operation or that drug profits were official policy to fund it. Cocaine is a brutal, high-risk drug that wrecks hearts, minds, and lives with almost no warning. It delivers a short, vicious high and then punishes hard with heart attacks, psychosis, seizures, and sudden death. Tolerance drives people to lethal doses. It has no place as a recreational substance and should stay banned without exception.
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For the uninitiated, Erin Brockovich is John Wick of environmental law.
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A KIDNAPPER TOOK HIS WIFE AND HE WENT AHEAD TO KIDNAP THE KIDNAPPER'S WIFE 💀
K-DRAMAS THAT DESERVED WAY MORE ATTENTION THAN THEY GOT?
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The older I get, the more I see patriarchy as men's jealousy, fear and shame at knowing they're inferior to women. If women having freedom, power and choices threatens your masculinity, your masculinity was nothing but control dressed up as confidence.
The Afghan minister of education confirms that access to schools for women in the country is permanently banned.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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I have never seen anyone from Microsoft and google offices showing off their gyms. And I know they have amazing gyms. Its all about food. Why?
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1. Inherited properties 2. Joint family structures with no clear boundaries or bifurcations 3. Old guard did not allow next generation to touch any real estate even if it is 25 gaj plot in JJ colony 4. Incompetent younger gen into Gambling or other vices
I don't know a single family in Delhi that doesn't have an ongoing property dispute. Is this something you have seen too? Why would that be happening?
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The strongest argument I’ve ever heard in defence of patriarchy is the hot chapati. Someone has to keep making them while everyone else eats, and that someone is rarely the man demanding another. But what happens when you draw a line between rice-eating and roti-eating India? The Census, economists and several decades of research start telling a rather curious story. Introducing Rotinomics: where a humble flatbread finds itself accused of being an accessory to patriarchy. @PrasadScribe timesofindia.indiatimes.com/…
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Taj Agra has banned a guest for life after he allegedly slapped a waiter, Kanti, over a communication issue because he wasn’t fluent in English. Kanti, who comes from a farming family, reportedly stayed silent out of fear of losing his job. Paritosh Ladhani, who manages the hotel, revealed the incident in a LinkedIn post and said the decision was taken after learning that the employee had been assaulted while doing his job. No amount of money gives anyone the right to abuse another human being. Kudos to Taj Agra for taking a stand, but a hotel ban isn’t enough. The accused should face legal action. Such behaviour must have consequences.
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