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JP 🍍

@JPLFR80

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Joined October 2017
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We told you to stop at 2012 - the mayans
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Every time I shave my pussy and don’t get laid an angel loses its wings.
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Turgid Verse
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Already failed no nut November.
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Every night I sit in the recliner and drink tea. My grandparents would be so proud.
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L 🇨🇦@Ann_Hedonia110h
Hi do you have any dopamine
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Sorry officer, I was hypnotized by the windshield wipers
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SD@StupiDucker14h
I poop myself daily, but, like, mentally.
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I don’t mind being the muse for you degenerates.
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Witchy spells and chill *boils you in a cauldron
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If I ever go missing know it’s because someone lured me to their van in the woods with promises of a raccoon, and his best friend, a baby otter, who may or may not be wearing a knitted yellow duck hat…..
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the horrors persist, but so does my whimsy
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Pretty sure I could just text 'Hey dick man, I need dick.'
Gay Nigga Nuts, PhD (@notkissIyte) profile pictureGay Nigga Nuts, PhD@notkissIyteOct 27
how do u text the dick man for dick
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whoops, didn’t look at my notifications for a few days, just know either “haha” or “eww, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” depending on your replies
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CoCo@unhingebinge23h
Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up with more optimism for the human species.
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“did you hear that too?”
Image from S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky)
Image from S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky)
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 28
Getting pajamas on early is my beast mode.
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Jennifer Lawrence and what she chooses to do with her face is her business not yours. Why is everyone so entitled now? It’s her goddamn face
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Been on prescription steroids for a week and I swear I feel 20 again 😅 Now I'm almost out and I don't want this feeling to end. People keep saying peptides do something similar, but I know nothing about them. Anyone actually tried them? What should I know?
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What have they done to watermelons?! This simulation is worse every day
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I don’t mean to haunt your dreams… it’s just a fortunate side effect.
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Money doesn't buy happiness but it can pay for the expedition
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