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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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Somebody put Goodfellas "shine box" dialogue over He-Man, and it's absolutely perfect 😅
(credit: IG Mylothecat)
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Who ever is raising Her, 100 stars! teapawt.org/SaudiaPlease/status/16…
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Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had.
Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)
ALT Mariska Hargitay
Jason M retweeted
The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides
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This is so fuckin funny, this is the I5 Union street exit to downtown Seattle & someone set up a camera in their apartment window to record all the people who come in a little too hot off the freeway
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One reason I still have trouble believing crypto currency is money is that there aren’t commercials for money.
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The Howling Man is a true cautionary tale about minding your damn business. #twilightzonemarathon
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Hey @JeffBezos, please be sure to follow main man, @Coach_Yohman because he's going to take @LHMustangBB into the stratosphere!
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I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
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i like how most twilight zone episodes have some kind of lesson at the end like “don’t be hateful” or “be less vain” but this episode’s message was just “get fucked nerd”
