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Wannabe defense analyst. Dickhead. Fitness enjoyer. Womanizer journeyman.

Joined February 2011
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I think about this tweet a lot
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The stripper DOES love you bro. You can save her. Save her from this life. It’s your duty. You were born to save her. She loves you bro
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When I step outside to use my phone and scroll in going to start calling it a brain cigarette break
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If you are texting someone a multi-paragraph essay you are ontologically evil
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Might respond something like "You're right!" And if she bites "Yeah you're right I like college girls better, best wishes!" Maybe that's too much
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Jetbat retweeted
Replying to @Bobbythirdway
Burn the boats
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If women aren’t objects, why can I rotate them in my mind in astonishing speeds
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Deathclaw pussy gave me trenchpenis
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I’ve got too much motion. I’m, right now, moving far too fast.
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Jetbat retweeted
Having ice cream in ur house is basically the same as having heroin in ur house #icecream #realcreamers
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"What kind of stories should I post on social media to auramaxx?" Literally anything man. I like posting my singing videos (like this one), but you can post just about anything: 1. Working out 2. Boxing/MMA 3. Calisthenics 4. Pottery/Sculpting 5. Playing musical instruments 6. Painting/Sketching 7. Dancing 8. Surfing Just be a fun, normal guy who has a great energy about him. You don't need 100K followers on Instagram to have good Instagram game and have girls replying to your stories. (That's complete bullshit that fat dating coaches like Mike Fartstain want to convince you of to sell their programs.) Just be normal, keep posting auramaxxing material, and you'll linger in girls' "passive awareness" zone and live rent-free in their heads. Sooner or later, the ones who are interested in you will MAKE THEMSELVES KNOWN. And all you have to do then is to capitalize and close the deal. 😎
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Women low in agreeableness, high in neuroticism, low in openness to experience, and high in skepticism filter themselves out. They’re single for a reason.
Replying to @aruvinchan
@aruvinchan @femalenatured @WorldWingman Are these agenda girls even worth pursuing? I have plenty of other matches not giving me this guff. Always women around age 30 lol
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I think my favorite part about AC8 is that the cannon does a fuck ton of damage now.
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Based on the comments, seems like the sex-negative team is winning on the current cultural narrative? The sex-negative feminists, the puritanical Christians, and the incels all on the same team?
Amazing people are so focused on the risks involved with casual sex when a) the physical risks are more minimal than ever & b) sex has endless health benefits! Might as well tell people not to exercise because they might pull a muscle 😂
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Sociosexuality — your basic disposition towards uncommitted sex — is remarkably consistent over one's lifetime AND partly heritable! Which is why it's stupid to tell people they should or shouldn't have casual sex. You can't force low sociosexuality people to be comfortable with it any more than you can force high sociosexuality people not to be 🤷‍♀️
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Jetbat retweeted
the automatic transmission knows what gear it is in at all times, it knows this because it knows what gears it isnt. by subtracting which gear it is in, from which gears it isnt, the transmission uses deviations to shift from the gear it was in, to the gear it now is.
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Replying to @paulg
If I try to replace all my American engineers with foreign engineers who scored a few points better, I should be stopped by the law or worse.
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No comment.
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I’m ready for the cold weather to return
Once you get in the habit of making a big pot of chili to last an entire week you quickly lose interest in a good portion of worldly pursuits. The Pot supplies
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Dick's Booty... @dickmasterson @TheBPITU
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