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1: Seth Harp documents the culture and cases surrounding Fort Bragg and Special Forces teams that led to Bragg becoming a hub for drugs, violence, and criminality. There is no conclusion or org chart of criminals to be found, just a rats nest of threads to pull on and dive…
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I’m sorry but I’m still laughing at this
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26.
@Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia:
“We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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Funny thing I got called and yelled at by a PR team earlier this year for lambasting Angel in my ANIMAL FARM review, calling the studio and the premiere experience, "hella conservative."
Needless to say, I don't get emails from them anymore. Thank fucking god.
Angel Studios Banning Sex Scenes, F-Words and Misuse of God’s Name in Movies variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
lol you co-founded the studio and still had to ask Grok.
Absolute travesty, my guy.
@grok can you list off Angel’s top 10 movies with Rotten Tomatoes Audience and critics scores as well as the actors involved in the movies
Angel Studios has also delivered on their promise to never make a good movie. It’s quite impressive.
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel.
Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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How the fuck they gonna finance $800 billion with a junk rating?
Answer: They are not.
This is a Ponzi falling apart. If they push this turkey through to IPO, all rationality has left the building. Everyone involved should go to prison.
BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per FT.
Details include:
1. Blackstone has told investors that Anthropic likely will not receive an investment-grade rating immediately after its IPO
2. Blackstone is working with banks that stumped up financing on selling the debt on to other investors
3. An investment-grade rating is "central" to Anthropic's ability to continue its AI buildout
4. The company says it expects to spend over $800 billion on computing infrastructure between now and 2045
Debt markets are increasingly in the spotlight as AI funding becomes less abundant.
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Sam Altman is going to kill himself
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BREAKING: House Democrats have preemptively introduced a resolution to stop the federal government from bailing out AI companies in the event of the industry collapsing. The bill says these companies should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.
AI and a bunch of felons in the government have basically cratered the economic future of the rest of us.
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I wish the miserable, slimy techbros who have constantly told us that AI was coming for our jobs and that were were obsolete for the last two years a very merry "Put your things in a box and vacate the building by noon." this holiday season.
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Yikes! I sure am glad that my tax dollars aren't invested in an equity share in this company, because that's a thing the federal government would never do
