@JustLikeMikee

All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.

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Joined April 2009
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If you're laughing, you're winning.
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Ida thought the name Tootie would be more popular.
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@cynnrr22h
tweeting for dislikes
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Sabrina
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bored of my current music but i don't like listening to new music because it doesn't sound like my current music
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120yearz@120yearz15h
you can be whatever you wanna be.... except the one thing you wanted to be
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Bacon$oap@itsquesobaby6h
Receding hairline comes from genetic modification
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Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawala17h
It's pronounced "Frahnse".
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Slappy@Slapmemam17h
i paid my taxes where is my little scratch-and-sniff sticker
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tater🍁@TrueTorontoGirl1h
Every time I lay my head down to sleep my brain starts dumb conversations with me.
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Antonio@dreadheadmonk2h
lift the curse or die trying
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Antonio@dreadheadmonk2h
type delete and chill
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phone home@summers_sonny16h
First the excuses Then the outcome Then the cause*
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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch@KoKeniSaskqatch2h
Everyone else is looking for validation... I'm looking for validnightion.
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch20h
a man that’s not scared when he see my altar would be nice.
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Santana
@Santana_rGeorge4h
We should get tax returns or stimulus checks every week
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TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈
@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE10h
I haven't had much to say lately. Everything just makes sense and I'm at peace with it all.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler4h
I took 4 years of Spanish and this Subway sandwich "artist" is tryin to tell me that 'cinco de mayo' does not mean 'five times the mayo.'
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@iGreenGod16h
What’s the internal rule that says we must finish the entire bag of chips once it’s opened, even when we only wanted three?
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Dana Michel Walsh
@DanaMichel202612h
Attention is almost free-but since it's not, I'll trade ya some kindness
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E~ville@E_Ville13Sep 10
I'm just here to fuck up your algorithm.
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you already know@DrinkingDad_27h
25 year old me: Please don’t let me go bald 55 year old me: Goddamn barbers are too expensive
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