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I'm just here to amuse and be amuse bouched.

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Joined February 2011
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I should write a bible. It would say: Be nice when you can. Be a dick when you must. And when in doubt, mind your own fucking business.
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I was explaining to someone that my dog likes grilled chicken with a pure pumpkin reduction for breakfast and they took a swing at me.
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DC bar committee hearing recommends Rudy Giuliani get disbarred. Rudy says he’s gonna appeal it all the way up to the parking lot at the Supreme Courtyards at Marriott.
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.@chrislhayes: "You'd think this would be a pretty open and shut case at this point, but today the indicted ex-president offered a 12-point refutation of the recording."
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Other half's a teacher, in a school of about 100 teachers. They usually have 3 or 4 leave at the end of each year. Yesterday she found out 26 are leaving. They've had enough.
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In my opinion, the best tweet about Trump ever written: @acitrano – at Huntington Beach, CA
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I did my own research by looking at expert opinions on vaccination, and I concluded that Joe Rogan is a college drop-out with nothing valuable to say on the matter.
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Don’t call it “tough love” when someone has to heal from it. That was abuse disguised as tough love.
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Imagine claiming that a few Bible verses on human sexuality are literal divine commands from God for all of society, all while claiming the +3,000 verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor should just be a personal choice.
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It must be tough to get people to read your emails if you really are a Nigerian prince.
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'I found the poems in the fields, And only wrote them down.' -John Clare 🎨Andrea Kowch #BookWormSat
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Her: That's a lot of mannequins. Me: Let me introduce you to Vera.
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They banned hot dogs at the office ever since i used them as drumsticks on susan's neck.
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nanu nanu
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Just pulled up beside a guy at a red light who was blasting Unforgiven by Metallica and picking his nose. We made eye contact. I’m not okay.
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I was with my friend when he got pulled over and he said "just be cool" as if after a lifetime of trying I would suddenly figure it out then
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