Neophile. #rustlang at @datadoghq. #boardgames. #ADHD. 33. He/him/his. Mercator Projection Apologist. https://xitter.cf/t.co/Q7saZna8xN

Joined August 2007
Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Update: he's rewriting the whole Goddamn thing in Rust
Our engineer was able to patch in the PHP fixes, and the same work that needed 7 instances now needed 70. He's brought it way down but this is the sort of thing that makes your engineer rewrite the whole Goddamn thing in Rust.
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Garment care practices that I've found to be useful. 🧵 This thread does not contain affiliate links, secret ads, paid tweets, sponsorships, gifted products, influencer discount codes, subscriptions, etc. It's simply based on my experiences and interviews with professionals.
Wish more menswear influencers and creators focused on things like DIY tailoring or how to maintain and care for garments for the long term, etc. Like genuinely useful info on how to store, wash, etc your stuff. 95% of menswear content is just about consumption / buying things.
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years, what do we see? ... we see the wealthiest country in the history of the world -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
re: the lady who stole the trash can and lost her job, i have long felt like one massive negatives of the (mostly online) left is the constant excuses made for anti-social behavior.
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
I was recently diagnosed with a rare autoimmune disorder called anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis. It's a "disease of chaos" that completely upturned my life for a couple months. I wrote a blog about it that goes into more detail and discusses prognosis. burntsushi.net/encephalitis/
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.@Allstate Unbelievably scummy to make opting-in to third-party advertising a *condition* of buying insurance online, with the only alternative offered being to start the process over on the phone.
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Meet Pebble Round 2 - the most stylish Pebble ever $199 on rePebble.com
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
very important to me that he’s a wife guy
Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is visibly emotional as Mamdani shouts her out
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Lots of options for the true enthusiast. I'll hold down the fort here in Hell, but! Gabe on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/cwgabriel.b… Me on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/cwtycho.pen… Penny Arcade Generally: bsky.app/profile/penny-arcad… Of course, the Patreon - Club PA! patreon.com/cw/ClubPA
Due to this platform's owner expanding his AI grift, We will no longer be posting the comic preview to this platform. We'll continue a generic notification with a link to our website for those who are too entangled here. We suggest finding us elsewhere. penny-arcade.com
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Replying to @Q_Review
it's funny how, despite everything, Iron Man 1 still feels like a real film. "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!" still registers to me like a legit movie quote, as opposed to a marvel quote (derogatory)
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
This sounds absurd but I always say the difference between the early and current MCU is that you can assume 9/11 happened in the Iron Man 1 universe but in every new project, characters say stuff like "Earth was changed forever when Scukrol attacked. Now the Unoids are coming."
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
60 minutes segment on CECOT that CBS tried to kill has leaked archive.org/details/insidece…
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
I fucking love rob pike
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For the record. This was not unanimous. I was muted on the call and not allowed to speak or voice my opposition to this  move. Also for the record, this was not on the agenda. This was not consensus. This is censorship.
I have just been informed that the highly respected Board of the Kennedy Center, some of the most successful people from all parts of the world, have just voted unanimously to rename the Kennedy Center to the Trump-Kennedy Center, because of the unbelievable work President Trump has done over the last year in saving the building. Not only from the standpoint of its reconstruction, but also financially, and its reputation. Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump, and likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy, because this will be a truly great team long into the future! The building will no doubt attain new levels of success and grandeur.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The building is statutorily named the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Congress did not give the board the authority to change the name. law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/20…
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fucking bullshit
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
Watched my K daughter use seesaw for the first time after she was sent home with her credentials last week. She logged in and clicked a bookshelf, which took her to a Google slideshow where each “book” file was a link to a YouTube read along. As you might imagine, she did not watch the linked video and starting watching suggested videos instead
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
react2shell:11/29/25:lachlan2k:sy1vi3 sha256:18571097aedaec16f729c4227e1e508fe161d5d6b4256eec7d0525535ebb3fa0 cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-202…
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
credit to NYT for not sanewashing the appalling bigotry we saw today in the WH "Even for Mr. Trump — who has a long history of insulting Black people, particularly those from African countries — his outburst was shocking in its unapologetic bigotry." nytimes.com/live/2025/12/02/…
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Lucretiel 🦀 retweeted
Announcing our Rust as a Common Implementation Language track at #RustNYC Unconf! @lucretiel will explore how teams can benefit from Rust without full rewrites. Why maintain separate implementations in other languages when a single Rust library will do? rust.nyc/unconf
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