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Jesus' most whimsical girl

Joined February 2024
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when you're taking a shower and Claude code asks for permission
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Why is everyone here
Every house we went to my daughter would say trick or treat and thank you and the adults were amazed and would say she’s the first one to say that all night! How are yall parenting these kids bro 😭
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no happiness allowed
Was was the most toxic discourse you remember on Twitter
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It’s really amazing how many spiritual problems can be corrected by practical advice like getting 8 hours of sleep, exercise, less screen time, and a more scheduled day
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Nothing else really matters in the end!
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Holding true to this and then finding it >>> I won
Oh to be a lovergirl
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The people stealing entire bowls of Halloween candy are the reason you have to push a button to call for help so an associate can unlock the laundry detergent case in inner cities.
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Cowboys defense I’m in your walls.
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My daughter is 4
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I got a LOT of blank stares but to be fair a chunk of those kids were probably 3 and 4.
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NO ONE IS SKIPPING THANKSGIVING! 🎃 OCTOBER 1–31: HALLOWEEN 🎄 NOVEMBER 1–25: CHRISTMAS 🦃 NOVEMBER 26: THANKSGIVING 🎄 NOVEMBER 27–JANUARY 6: CHRISTMAS
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Real hygiene enthusiasts use both bar soap and body wash
I have a genuine question: who is still showering with actual bars of soap? 😭 Like, you’re telling me you get in the shower, grab a solid block of Dove or Dial, rub it directly on your body, then put it back? No pump bottle, no shower gel, just a whole bar of soap? I genuinely need to understand this demographic.
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Non issue if we just went back to breastfeeding
WOW 🚨 American mother, “I have unintentionally been poisoning my 3 month old daughter for the past 5 weeks,” she shows the lab work, it’s all horrible There is a popular Keurig-like device for baby bottles called a Baby Brezza. It’s been poisoning her daughter The machine is supposed to automatically measure and mix powdered formula with a set volume of water, but it’s not doing that Instead the machine is not dispensing enough powder and is mainly water. So parents thing that they’re feeding their babies, but really they’re just giving them mostly water The babies are losing weight rapidly and not getting the fat and other nutrients they need If you look at the test results in the video, it’s horrifying. The labs are way off for her baby There have even been multiple independent reports, consumer complaints and testing indicate that some units dispense too little powder for the amount of water, producing diluted bottles There’s actually a federal class action lawsuit against the company right now for this, but the machines are still being sold The lawsuit claims that Baby Brezza heavily marketed the dispensers as being "more accurate" and "more consistent" than hand scooping, giving parents peace of mind during feedings The company is claiming this is just a defect I would never use this machine. Make sure everyone you know who has a baby knows about this
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“B-But what about the moms who can’t!” 9/10 times moms who don’t BF do so for selfish reasons & not actual supply or health issues I stayed up for 24+ hours straight in the hospital overcoming BF issues bc I was determined to do it I then BF exclusively for a year Skill issue
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Every house we went to my daughter would say trick or treat and thank you and the adults were amazed and would say she’s the first one to say that all night! How are yall parenting these kids bro 😭
Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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alr thinking bout a thanksgiving plate
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Being a parent during the holidays is the best thing ever 🥹
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