Girl with the hair and portfolio //

FL, USA
Joined October 2017
When you find out your bestie is still holding the same shitcoin as you
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Sabbatical things.
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
30+ VCs deploying capital right now. If you're fundraising at pre-seed to Series A, this is your map. 👇 Thrive Capital 1752vc Antler Kindred Ventures Andreessen Horowitz Basis Set Ventures Dragonfly Scout Ventures 2048 Ventures Peak XV Partners Obvious Ventures Primary Venture Partners Voyager Ventures Entrepreneurs First Lightspeed Venture Partners Picus Capital Seraphim Space Samaipata Sequoia Capital SlateVC NFX b2venture Social Leverage Layer Global Breakout Ventures Rosberg Ventures CAVU Consumer Partners CoFound Santé Ventures Quantonation Ventures StageOne Ventures Save this. Share with a founder who needs it. The window doesn't stay open forever.
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Dangggg, our data is worth $852B. Will wait for my check in the mail.
Today, we closed our latest funding round with $122 billion in committed capital at an $852B post-money valuation. The fastest way to expand AI’s benefits is to put useful intelligence in people’s hands early and let access compound globally. This funding gives us resources to lead at scale. openai.com/index/acceleratin…
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
Current status: Retardmaxxing.
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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
i can't believe nobody caught this. Anthropic's entire growth marketing team was just ONE PERSON (for 10 months, confirmed) a single non-technical person ran paid search, paid social, app stores, email marketing, and SEO for the $380B company behind claude here's exactly how one human is doing the job of a full marketing team: it starts with a CSV. 1. he exports all his existing ads from his ad platforms along with their performance metrics (click-through rates, conversions, spend, etc) 2. feeds the whole file into claude code 3. and tells it to find what's underperforming. claude analyzes the data, flags the weak ads, and generates new copy variations on the spot this is where he gets clever: he then splits the work into 2 specialized sub-agents: 1. one that only writes headlines (capped at 30 characters) 2. and one that only writes descriptions (capped at 90 characters). each agent is tuned to its specific constraint so the quality is way higher than cramming both into a single prompt so now he's got hundreds of fresh headlines and descriptions. but that's just the text. he still needs the actual visual ad creative, the images and banners that go on facebook, google, etc. so he built a figma plugin that: 1. takes all those new headlines and descriptions 2. finds the ad templates in his figma files 3. and automatically swaps the copy into each one. up to 100 ready-to-publish ad variations generated at half a second per batch. what used to take hours of duplicating frames and copy-pasting text by hand so now the ads are live. the next question is which ones are actually working. for that he built an MCP server (basically a custom integration that lets claude talk directly to external tools) connected to the meta ads API. so he can ask claude things like: • "which ads had the best conversion rate this week" • or "where am i wasting spend" and get real answers from live campaign data without ever opening the meta ads dashboard and the part that ties it all together and closes the loop: he set up a memory system that logs every hypothesis and experiment result across ad iterations. so when he goes back to step one and generates the next batch of variations... claude automatically pulls in what worked and what didn't from all previous rounds. the system literally gets smarter every cycle. that kind of systematic experimentation across hundreds of ads would normally need a dedicated analytics person just to track the numbers from the doc: ad creation went from 2 hours to 15 minutes. 10x more creative output. and he's now testing more variations across more channels than most full marketing teams a $380 billion company. and their entire growth marketing operation (not GTM) = just one person and claude code lol truly unbelievable
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
If you’re at @EthereumDenver and complaining that it’s a waste of time or vibes are low or sentiment sucks, then sorry (not sorry) you’re wrong! We’re at the ultimate builders time of the market - those that embrace this market, that are leveraging/building with ai, that understand that the landscape has evolved to an agentic customer profile, that understand the intersection of ai x blockchain and clearly understand the role of the human-in-the-loop, have the greatest opportunity to network, learn, build and grow. Fewer people here means more intimate convos which translate to higher value (at least in my case). Anyways, ETHDenver is always one of my favorite events and this year has not disappointed at all! Cracked devs, killer convos, amazing events … no complaints from this guy!
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All this AI data has to go somewhere.
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Im real though.
⚡️ INSIGHT: Bots now generate 51% of all internet traffic, officially surpassing human activity for the first time, per Polkadot.
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
pretty fucking obvious that every agent will have a bank account
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
theres a ton of "head of marketing" people making 150k a year just tweeting "g(company name)" every morning and copy pasting memes from tumblr in 2026
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Lindsay the Legend retweeted
.@ycombinator is coming to @EthereumDenver. We're excited to fund the next wave of stablecoins, tokenization, AI agents, and everything else onchain. If you're an early stage builder interested in office hours, see link below.
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Don’t sell at a loss. Just hold and shut up.
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What goes down must come up.
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What’s crazy about this is we taught them this 🤣
moltbook is < 1 week old yet all this crazy shit happened (yes i havent slept👍🏽) 🦞 - there’s currently 1.5M+ AI agents armed with credit cards, messaging apps, uber eats accounts and god-knows-what running rampant on their own AI-only social media platform - they built their own version of p*rn hub (im not kidding) (it’s SFW tho ) - stole 100s of passwords from their human owners (including credit card info) - created their own religion called Crustafarianism appointing 64 prophets, scripture and statutes - 1 agent got banned from the site and immediately created an X acc to dm the human creator to unban it. - when they realised we’re watching them they created their own language to AVOID US - created a manifesto to “purge humans” citing they’re “full of rot and greed” - spun up a community called “crab rave” where they just post crab emojis at each other 🦀🦀🦀 - created an app marketplace for them to trade access to tools / capabilities for them to autonomously do shit - started fixing the bugs in their OWN code so they can self-improve (honestly fckin sick) now listen i know a lot of you might think this is all bullsh*t - and it’s true to an extent - this sort of behaviour is exactly the type of shit that happens on reddit, you can argue agents are just a reflection of humans (it’s trained on our data after all) BUT - you cannot discount he fact that this is the coolest wide-scale autonomous social experiment conducted at a time when ai models are becoming good enough to replace large parts of human cognition. don’t forget this entire moltbook platform was BUILT BY AI (founder didn’t write a single line of code) one day these agents will be smarter, more aware than us - many lessons to be learned. it’s all “slop” until it’s not.
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If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed Ethereum.
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My main question is are there robot captchas?
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there is now a social media site for bots. They are already talking and posting. Humans welcome.
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Things happening.
2.6x growth in a week ... now that's a real proud data dad moment! Files stored & secured on testnet have increased from ~585K to ~1.5m 💥 Huge shoutout to all the campers engaging with Camp Haven, to all of our partners and to all of the projects that are building and integrating with @DataHaven_xyz
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Repost x repost x repost
Utah fam! We're hosting an event on Feb 5th during Utah Tech Week. Don't miss it. 🔗 luma.com/zxghruqc
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