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Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.

Augusta, GA
Joined June 2012
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I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been. I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.
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Racism is when you don't want to have the squirts
are we just going to let this racism slide?
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This is not racism. It is generally recommended not to consume tap-based water in Mexico. planet-water.org/where-we-opera…
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how american libertarian are you? 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 🟦suburbanite 🟨middle to upper class 🟩white (⬜Hispanic) 🟥college educated 🟩fiscally conservative (definition of conservative matters) 🟩culturally liberal (definition of liberal matters) 🟥business owner 🟦male 🟦18-30 years old
how american libertarian are you? 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 🟦suburbanite 🟦middle to upper class 🟦white 🟥college educated 🟦fiscally conservative 🟦culturally liberal 🟥buisness owner 🟦male 🟥18-30 years old
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
I have no reason to doubt that every would-be "progressive" Muslim politician is just a closeted Islamist. Mamdani, AES, Ilhan Omar & Tlaib, and so on. Their highest priority will always be Sharia - not the constitution. They are infiltrating on the backs of useful idiots.
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Your toxic trait is being correct?
My toxic trait is I still hold the perhaps naive and uneducated opinion that health care costs are a supply problem and free markets are how you fix supply problems
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
Replying to @MadelaineLucyH
You’re asking me if my wife was in the mood and I was not into it at all? It doesn’t happen often, but it has happened, & when it does I try to accommodate when I can, because I love her, and I would hope she’d do the same for me.
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I moved from a boxing glove to a boxing glove, what does this mean?
アメリカの州の構え方 作りきった! 四角い土地や特殊な形状に何度か悩まされましたが何とかなりましたw
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It's difficult to fairly judge how poorly each nation is tackling the issue without adjusting for population, as is this largely correlates to that (UK, France, Italy, and Germany having the most cases would be expected) Horrible regardless
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Russia was excluded from the data as well and it has regions with 25-90% of women and girls being subjected to a form of fgm, I really would include them here if you want the the full picture for how bad the situation is.
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You can throw up faster if you're partying though, you're just not on that level yet and that's ok.
Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up
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"Not very sexy?" In what world is that not sexy?
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Im sure there's one of these for "racist" as well, point being that you just want to steal from Elon. It has nothing to do with wanting it out of the hands of evil men, you're advocated for stealing it and giving it to them you retard.
Economist (and Nobel laureate) Paul Krugman: “Control of Starlink must, one way or another, be taken away from Elon Musk. It’s a matter of national security: we cannot let private individuals make foreign and defense policy, and it would be totally irresponsible to leave a crucial military asset in the hands of a racist, authoritarian conspiracy theorist.” paulkrugman.substack.com/p/i…
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My take on the video game price issue is that no one would care if video games didn't suck now, the quality has dropped, every AAA title is 150+ GB now, every dev team hates their fanbase, people have just lost patience so slapping price hikes on will be received poorly.
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Actually kind of bummed I missed my sister's wedding but I'm not paying for a plane ticket or gas to drive to Wisconsin and she can't even pick up the phone when I call her. My dad took my oldest kid with them and she had fun so it's kind of like I was there in spirit.
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I really feel like if you wanted to get through this net, like truly desired death and weren't being dramatic, you would.
Ok bro we get it please stop
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
“There is no American culture.” Yeah, sure.
My company sends about 20 people a year to our office in America. Before they go, HR gives them a 40-page manual. Most of it is visas and taxes. Section 7 is different. It was written by employees who came back. HR adds to it every year. Nobody remembers who started it. I was allowed to translate some of it. SECTION 7: THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU 7.1 A stranger will ask how you are. This is not a question. Answer "Good, you?" Do not tell them how you actually are. (Kobayashi did. He was invited to a barbecue. It is now an annual event.) 7.2 You will be called "buddy," "boss," and "sweetheart" by people who do not know your name. All of them mean it. 7.3 At the hardware store, an older man will explain the thing you came to buy for 25 minutes. You will leave with the right part and a new grandfather. 7.4 If you are sick for a week, your lawn will be mowed. You will not find out who did it. (It was the man next door. It is always the man next door.) 7.5 By November, you will be invited to Thanksgiving. Accept. You will be sent home with more food than you brought. SECTION 8: AFTER YOU RETURN TO JAPAN Employees may experience: - Waving at trucks - Calling younger staff "sir" - Small talk in elevators - Asking the convenience store clerk how her day is going These are not problems. Please do not report them to HR. The last line of the manual was added in pen by our HR director. He was posted to Michigan in 1998. "If you're lucky, you'll never fully come back."
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I just convince them to self deport typically, I wouldn't care about the chems really it's the raiding and I wish there had been a more fleshed out story for getting the non-retarded ones to abandon the "tribe" to produce beneficial chems or act as FotA muscle.
Lmao, too much truth in this one
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They're toddlers, they genuinely expect it to flatten like an aluminum can or a looney toons character hit by a door
Every plane crash conspiracy is just "hmmm where's the plane?" as if it didn't hit the ground at Mach Fuck off and disintegrate They'd watch this and call it fake going "where's the watermelon??"
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MAGA is when bad weather
DID THE TRUMP REGIME SHOOT DOWN A BUSINESS JET????????
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The Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County after a rapid descent shown in flight data. The FAA and NTSB are investigating the cause. There is no evidence it was shot down. airdatanews.com/learjet-60-cra… bocanewsnow.com/2026/11/01/pla… palmbeachpost.com/story/news/acc…
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Parents could parent?
What should the minimum age for social media be? Parliament wants young people online to be protected more effectively, from tackling addictive design to greater transparency around algorithms and more ➡️ link.europa.eu/7x684R
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