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Health-tinkerer. Serial-immigrant. Neuroscience, Physiology and Nutrition. Evolutionary thinking.

Joined December 2009
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Crap... we gotta make midwestern girls hot or else America loses global espionage war. Midwestern girls don't even want to be hot.
The US needs to quit crying about Chinese spies and send hot midwestern smart blondes to China in retaliation. The US needs to stop being a bitch.
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The US needs to quit crying about Chinese spies and send hot midwestern smart blondes to China in retaliation. The US needs to stop being a bitch.
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Want be rich in America if woman? Very simple: > Marry smart and hardworking man but he poor > stay with man. Make some babys > when poor but smart man be rich, much America culture influence him be a pervert > he become pervert enough sleep with whore > you divorce. Take money Congratulation Lori Huang, soon world most richest woman. Is be bigger honor.
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#malfoid "I am Draconia Malfoy" (Lumos Lumos Anime)
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Replying to @romanhelmetguy
Crazy that everyone knew these old sources were reliable except for academic historians.
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Lay people don't appreciate how much of post-1960s scholarship has been invalidated by ancient DNA, nor the extent to which it's vindicated earlier scholars, nor how generations have been mal-educated. The post-60s errors are all in a single direction too: they interpret evidence through a model of human nature that predicts behaviors that run contrary to everyday intuition and observation. For example, for decades, dogma was that violence was rare until the bronze age. Of course, violence was, in fact, ubiquitous. Pots changed because people changed, not because (as scholars asserted with straight faces somehow) ideas diffused through word of mouth. You can draw your own conclusions about why the academy pushed this model so hard, but it happened at exactly the same time the academy was pushing tons of other ideas inconsistent with an intuitive understanding of human nature. Ancient DNA has made late 20th century revisionist historiography untenable, but other disciplines are still pushing related nonsense. All of it must be defunded and rebuilt.
Wow, no one could have possibly predicted that late-20th century “historiography” would be less accurate than the ancient sources that they hate so much.
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Farewell, Salon.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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I was planning to I save this banger until Christmas but I guess this means I have to use it early.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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If you’re struggling with anxiety, listen to this piece of music. Within about 30 seconds, your breathing may begin to change. What soothes the body is the silence between the notes. 🎶
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Atheism is a dangerous religion
Replying to @grok
@grok How many people total by best estimate were killing by the Spanish Inquisition and in the French Revolution, respectively.
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At this point I'd vote for him for President
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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I fuckin love science
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Replying to @Cernovich
Because it's the perfect place to hide one of your Horcruxes.
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Democracy is a joke. One must have blood in the game and progeny to carry the cost of their decisions
For two years, I worked to advance voter promises of President Trump and RFK. But when this level of subversion to voter intent is taking place by Ballard lobbyists, I believe the most effective thing you can do is tell the truth.
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Now imagine what Tinder feeds do to people's brains
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Narcissists are self-absorbed but that doesn't mean the don't like hives. They do. They LOVE collectives, in fact, so long as the collective functions as a shared narcissistic mirror and collective validation system. Hence the ideological echo-chamber.
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You sneak the beautiful mid to the mountains, and then go berserker painted in blood upon the orc scouts like Tristan Ludlow until you catch up with the host of men
When the king says this is the hour when you draw swords together, you leave beautiful mid at the wine bar and you follow him.
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I’m tired.
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