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Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2009
Rolling back into the office after a 4 beer lunch like
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I genuinely feel bad that younger generations might never experience Christmas shopping the way we did. The beautifully decorated stores, the crowded malls, Christmas music playing everywhere. You didn’t even need money to enjoy it. Just walking around and soaking up the atmosphere felt magical.
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Peak 90s Halloween yard decor
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Because straight women don't try to fuck their gay friends.
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If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst
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We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain't no prank topping reality.
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Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."
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Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.
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Shout out to everyone who feels like their soul has low tire pressure. We’ll get through this. Tomorrow’s another day. You got this.
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time to hit the hay
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A female Downy Woodpecker showcasing couture fashion by wearing a snowflake, a one-of-a-kind piece.
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It's the first 45 years of January that are the hardest.
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It’s obvious @spencerpratt and @heidimontag are the snow cones in The Masked Singer
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Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral
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Dashing through the snow.. 😅
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