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Murph & Me

@MurphMe2

March 20, 2014 - April 7, 2025. Murph you were the best

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On the left: A 39-year-old Escort On the right: A 39-year-old escort
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Huh. That's odd. It's now been over 4 YEARS since Lauren Boebert promised to file a lawsuit to "prove" that she was never a paid escort. And yet,... No lawsuit has ever been filed. Why do you suppose that is?
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LIV Golf & Trumpism, both pugnacious disruptors of long-held status quos, both flawed, if not outright unsustainable, models, both championed by noisy contrarian minorities, both reveling in victimhood while propped up by a rich establishment, collapse within days of one another.
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🤣🤣🤣
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@jimstewartsonNov 4
Humanity struck back on Election Day. Take a moment. Exhale. You deserve it. mind-war.com/p/humanity-stri…
Humanity Strikes Back

Humanity Strikes Back

Take a moment. Exhale. You deserve it.

mind-war.com
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Joe Navarro@navarrotellsNov 4
Just want to get everyone ready for the Entropic Stage of the Malignant Narcissist
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Lauren Boebert is about to go from being the stupidest person in Congress to the stupidest person not in Congress.
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Ass Kicking
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Giants@2026_NYGIANTSNov 1
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Kyle Glen
@KyleJGlenOct 29
Why the fuck does nobody call him out on this behaviour? There is no job in the world that would allow you to speak to someone like this for asking a reasonable question.
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@FaytuksNetworkOct 29
Trump lashes out against Reuters journalist during a press gaggle: "You are disgusting! Put yourself in shape, you look like hell."
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Not a U.S. citizen, can’t even vote! This is the best he could get!
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They’re all a bunch of clowns.
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Maryam
@hell_line0Oct 26
No president of any country has ever publicly commented on a woman's ass during a campaign speech. Or a man's. He is severely grotesque every day.
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Critter@asclepiasyriacaOct 26
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
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@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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The profound stupidity of Trump supporters is fucking breathtaking. Watch these red-hatted cousin-fuckers try to answer one simple question: “What is communism.” 😂 🤡 (Jordan Klepper, @TheDailyShow)
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 26
A recap of the Chiefs vs Seahawks game
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You guys… I’m starting to think that Trump obsessing over people’s asses isn’t going to lower the price of gas.
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@NFLMemesOct 25
The Minnesota Vikings are the first NFL team in history to start the season 6-0 with a 7th grader at QB
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