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Prince Guybert Flaubert

@NPCpixie

old man totally off his face. #2 fragrance icon. 31. they/them

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Joined May 2014
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Meg (@_nomadic_soul) profile picture
Meg
@_nomadic_soulNov 5
Imagine how much propaganda and brainwashing it took to believe this.
πš‘πšŠπš—πš—πšŠπš‘ πšπš›πš’πšπš (@hannahgriff) profile pictureπš‘πšŠπš—πš—πšŠπš‘ πšπš›πš’πšπš
@hannahgriffNov 4
β€œyou’d actually give up your right to vote?” β€œyou really want to repeal the 19th?” yes, i’m not joking. never have been. I would give up my right to vote in a SECOND if it meant none of the liberal women who dragged this country to third-world hell could vote either.
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There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.
Tyler Bindi (@TripleNetTyler) profile pictureTyler Bindi
@TripleNetTylerNov 3
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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The Saurus
@TheSaurus831Nov 4
β€œI thought you were the tolerant left” Nobody owes you pedo simping racist shitbags a shred of their tolerance Sorry not sorry you bootlicking bitch
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bint β™¨οΈπŸ§
@NBintedNov 5
People are fucking tired of this shit. They're tired of the name-calling. The tantrums. The playing with soyjaks and Harry Potter and Star Wars dolls. The sexually charged fixations on streamers and Twitter accounts that hurt your feelings. The crybully shit that nobody buys because you're fundamentally violent and angry people who never even hide it. You're fucking losers. You're fundamentally unpopular losers who believed that your Twitter engagement represented a nationally popular ideology and went on a humiliating ego trip for the last two years. Shitting your pants over and over and then announcing it was a W when people pointed out the smell. The country is sick of you, and the world is sick of you. Your Twitter numbers do not mean shit. It's time to accept that it's over and go out and form real connections with real people. Or go on being the village idiots.
The News Agents (@TheNewsAgents) profile pictureThe News Agents@TheNewsAgentsNov 4
β€œTalarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum I@ApplecookedgodNov 4
You freaks spent the last two years posting about how you were gonna kill everyone
Dude man (@AgreeingBook13) profile pictureDude man@AgreeingBook13Nov 4
It’s crazy how liberals get the slightest power and become bloodthirsty monsters while our side did nothing when Kirk was murdered. It’s exhausting.
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Dyylas@DylanDyylasNov 4
republicans are all like pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
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Jortan Love@JortyNelson87Nov 4
And just like that, the chuds care about gas prices again!
Dave πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@davekarr1111) profile pictureDave πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@davekarr1111Nov 4
So gas prices will be under $2 tomorrow, right democrats?
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We have been promised money for like six years and have never seen a cent homie
Megagem πŸ’Ž (@MAGAGEM1) profile pictureMegagem πŸ’Ž
@MAGAGEM1Nov 4
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Carson Breber@CarsobiNov 4
We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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BOOklyn@quadspawningNov 4
dear video game developers making a game with character customization: if you make my character turn bald the moment I put a hat on them I'm breaking into your house and destroying your furniture
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this fanfic shit is easy
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Matthew Keys
@MatthewKeysLiveNov 4
The real fun is witnessing how much backpedaling corporate America does over the next two years.
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Jackson Lamb@Mr_Ambition14Nov 4
Funniest part of Election Day is half yo co workers gon be PISSED tomorrow but they can’t say why lol
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arya 🌻 (@whosFLICKER) profile picture
arya 🌻@whosFLICKERNov 4
please actually fucking do something. you were just handed the mandate of heaven
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Alison Herman@aherman2006Nov 4
PEOPLE HATE AI!!!!!! PEOPLE HATE WAR!!!!! PEOPLE HATE GUNNING AMERICAN CITIZENS DOWN IN THE STREET!!!!!! I LOVE DEMOCRACY!!!!!
Zachary Donnini (@ZacharyDonnini) profile pictureZachary Donnini
@ZacharyDonniniNov 4
Almost goes without saying at this point, we but as of right now it looks like we are in blue tsunami zone.
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rolling rock maniac@localindymanNov 4
There are good people in deep red states, especially my hoosier state. We are intentionally misguided by false propaganda that tugs directly at religious heart strings, but there isnt a better person in the 50 states than a Hoosier.
Joe (@electionsjoe) profile pictureJoe
@electionsjoeNov 4
Never thought I would see this in my lifetime
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Viv@vivspectreNov 4
america had fucking CHUD FATIGUE. We fucking HATE YOU
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Aragorn in Indiana@DadInFWNov 3
Proving everyone who said the gas tax suspension was always 100% about trying to provide political cover for the White House ahead of the midterms correct.
State Affairs Indiana (@StateAffairsIN) profile pictureState Affairs Indiana@StateAffairsINNov 3
Indiana’s gasoline usage and excise tax suspension ends Wednesday morning following a near-seven-month moratorium set by @GovBraun. #INPol pro.stateaffairs.com/in/taxe…
Gasoline excise tax hiatus concludes in Indiana

Gasoline excise tax hiatus concludes in Indiana

Indiana's gas tax holiday ends Wednesday morning after a seven-month moratorium. Gov. Mike Braun plans to reassess extensions after midterms.

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j.@intofoIkloreNov 3
voted blue in indiana
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☒️Fallout Films
@FilmsFalloutNov 3
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 3
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

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