Vacation day swindler. Bank account aficionado. Part time radio host @junksradio. President of Ben Strober Fan Club **Parody account**

Joined March 2025
I have to say @junksradio, the Alt Cast is way better at home with two gummies, a glass of red wine, and an Amazon cart full of hand bags and shoes to delete!
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Dan Quinn didn’t say it’s fourth down. He said it’s first down. I know. I got a lip reading degree at Salisbury University.
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There’s a lot we don’t know. But we know we have to stop George Kittle.
Not an ideal start. All morning Bish talked about trying to stop Kittle. So far, not so good.
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Follow Benji, who is the captain of my Wizards coverage roster every season.
Here’s the Wizards’ official opening day roster.
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Listen, tonight feels like a must-win for the Commanders. I'm not afraid to say it.
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Kelsie Flaim said the Popeyes Honey Chicken Biscuit is a 10/10, so I'm going to get one today. But I'll be telling the folks at the drive-thru to put the honey on that blicky themselves; I don't do that.
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Amare Stoudemire became a police officer? I always thought he seemed like a good dude.
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Leader in the clubhouse for Wizards Tre/Trae nicknames are: TY, TJ, TM. I think I nailed it. Who doesn’t wanna be called TM?
Replying to @OldManBish
“My boyyyyyyyyy BK is such a good dude. He just is. Not exactly sure why we have him on but we have 16 segments to fill. BK send me your # and I’ll text you my list of nicknames. Great dude.”
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Me after watching the latest Taylor Sheridan show.
I can’t believe what I just watched. I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED. I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED. I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THE FLUCK I JUST WATCHED!
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I don't know about that.
Replying to @OldManBish
The dont know bit is getting old!
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We don’t know what Jayden was thinking. We don’t know what DQ was thinking. We don’t know what David Blough was thinking. So who do we blame for the loss? I think it falls on the shoulders of we don’t know.
We aren’t even 1 minute into the show and @OldManBish already comes with the “we just don’t know”…… o/u 5.5 “we just don’t know” for today’s show…
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It’s a Salisbury University thing.
Replying to @OldManBish
DQ feelin like the PAPA
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I'm not blaming DQ for that one.
That's the kind of stuff that gets coaches fired
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Worlds collide.
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I’ll be there.
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.@drabtshirt @matt_valdez told me this AM that my bobbled head has me flashing my pee pee. I think they’re just messing with me but if that’s true I will be pissed the effing eff off. I’ll just know @GlassJoeJP had something to do with it.
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Let me text Trace McSorley’s mom and let her know there’s an opening…
The #Commanders worked out QB Jack Plummer this morning. The former #Panthers QB and UFL MVP with the @UFLStorm threw well and could be a consideration down the line. But Marcus Mariota isn’t going on IR right now so Washington will keep rolling with their four in-house QBs.
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Really enjoyed talking with Coach Locksley on @JunksRadio this AM. He sounds like he learned a lot from last week’s loss to Nebraska. I think the Terps will surprise some people this weekend. I don’t know.
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