I come from Richland. Somebody had to.

Washington, D.C.
Joined February 2009
If Dickert leaves Wake, it certainly won't be for Maryland. Come on, back to reality. Being the only job open P4 means nothing in October.
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I'm just gonna day I think DQ knew that was 4th down before the play. Impossible not to know. But with the penalty he thought for a moment that it was 4th down again. Idk. My guess.
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John Harbaugh trying to teach Cam Skattebo a lesson by not giving him any carries, only to learn a lesson himself 😭
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Really good job proving a point about Skattebo today, Harbaugh. Well done. He's even better than I thought now.
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I love this app. 100% on Caleb 🤣🤣
Yup and EB totally blamed it all on Caleb and not coaching staff. Drab was right yesterday when saying EB would kill Caleb for something like that, he already has….
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Add these guys to the clueless bunch at the end of the game. Loud Commander fans in the stadium the only ones who knew something was wrong.
Whoa!! Fox team of Chris Myers and Jonathan Vilma were totally clueless here. Inside of 0:10 Vilma is all but congratulating them on running the ball. Myers finally sounds the alarm at 0:04 and Vilma goes CYA on blowing the call. An amazing level of broadcaster ineptitude.
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Don't get much easier than that.
Bet of the Year tonight. Iowa OVER 19.5 team total points. (Only bet what you won't angrily tweet me about when this loses)
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Bet of the Year tonight. Iowa OVER 19.5 team total points. (Only bet what you won't angrily tweet me about when this loses)
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Just in time for me to join the Wizards band wagon. Pathetic "journalism" by Portland reporter.
Blazers do a lazy job with their background check, then ruin the guy’s life over tweets he made as a teenager. Don’t love this
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All the NFL insiders trying to get attention dollars for something the Commanders GM said on @JunksRadio tells you everything you need to know about how good the nugget was today.
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Not positive why we need to have a source confirm what the GM said on radio this morning, but I'll bow to peer pressure. Jayden Daniels will not be placed on IR and is considered "week-to-week" in his recovery from the latest left elbow dislocation. Per source.
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I mean, the GM told the Junkies this on-air 90 mins ago, but ok.
Commanders QB Jayden Daniels will not be placed on injured reserve, sources confirmed to @RapSheet and me. After imaging on his dislocated left elbow was evaluated and multiple specialists were consulted, the consensus is that Daniels now will be considered week-to-week. Both Daniels and the Commanders say they are aiming for him to return as soon as possible.
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I'm such a sucker. I'm all in.
Russell Wilson. Your city needs you.
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There is no way Michigan just won. WMU got screwed
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RIP. Iconic Big O and Dukes guest after we first moved to DC in 2007.
RIP Peter Cullen 🥹🕊💙 "I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."
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This is funniest thing I've ever seen. #waitforit @matt_valdez @junksradio
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Anyone have a solo shot of Drabbie on Monumental today? Been on a few times. Need a new avatar.
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.@JunksRadio at Commanders Training Camp
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I did not expect Paul Finebaum to go so hard on Jayden. Wow. @JunksRadio
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Having gambling adds on the wall in the Field of Dreams game is a tough break for Shoeless Joe Jackson
LEADOFF SCHWARBOMB INTO THE CORN! 💥 #MLBatFieldOfDreams
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