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Replying to @russelljkaplan
There is a theory that you can get in anywhere with a ladder. Therefore borrow a ladder. Walk in with the said ladder. Tell them you are restoring the system. Make the change.
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Trying to convince the United gate agent to let me reboot Windows in safe mode and delete “C-00000291*.sys”, to no avail
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REGLA DE ORTOGRAFÍA:
Qué, quién, cómo, cuándo, dónde y por qué, llevan tilde cuando se les pueda añadir "cojones" justo después.
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El video que representa el día de hoy, el video que nos representa a todos. Gracias por una infancia maravillosa, descansa en paz sensei Akira Toriyama ❤️
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You don't actually have to "get married" anymore, just print out some official-looking papers and have her sign before saying you're "sending them off to the courts"
It's win-win
She tries to divorce you in 6 months you say "okay, done" and be over it in 2 seconds
If you're still together in 30 years you tell her a real man would never rely on the state to validate the undying love he feels in his heart
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engineers will notice a library running 0.2s slower but cant tell if someone is flirting with them
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Con mi tecnica secreta de no contarle a nadie mis proyectos hasta que se materialicen…
He logrado fracasar sin que nadie se de cuenta.🤷♂️
@Wise This isn't isolated to my device; I've observed the same issue on other Android phones too. It seems like a significant bug within your Android notification delivery system. I'm available to assist with further details for a swift resolution.
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Replying to @anothercohen
“A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building”
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Day 3: "Short-term Volume Contraction Effect"
I'm sharing a simple backtest of trading strategies I find online for 30 days.
The goal? Motivate you to embrace a more quantitative approach in your own trading.
Let's put the strategy to the test. Check it out below!
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laghter in #Japanese
■common
アハハ Ahaha
ハハハ Hahaha
■energetically
ワハハ Wahaha
■weird
イヒヒ Ihihi
ヒヒヒ Hihihi
■sexy
ウフフ Ufufu
■fearless
フフフ Fufufu
■embarrassed
エヘヘ Ehehe
■proudly
へへへ Hehehe
■refined
オホホ Ohoho
ホホホ Hohoho



























