Voltaire

@CoachUrbanMeyer lost 3 in his first year, all on the road, only 1 blowout. Two losses were to teams that finished ranked. @CoachJonSumrall puts out an un-enthusiastic team that gets blown out by un-ranked teams at home. First years can be good #gogators @GatorsFB

Can we start to admit this was a bad hire. This is an absolute fucking joke. I can take losing to Georgia, OU and South Carolina are fucking ridiculous – at Merrimac, VA

This is not a serious coaching staff. I am getting tired of this shit. Same fucking thing year after year. Cannot wait to hear the @CoachJonSumrall post game: I'm angry and I will get it right. – at Merrimac, VA

Perhaps the most inconsequential 14 touchdowns in @GatorsFB history. Going to be sad if someone from this team breaks an actual winner from this program's record. And I like Baugh a lot, but none of these TDs have meant anything.

Billy Napier 0.8

Not good enough. Looks like a CBN team with worse coaching. Apparently our whole offense relied in a soft WR that cannot be replaced. – at Merrimac, VA

Can @GatorsFB stop with these stupid camo outfits? What is wound with the coach just wearing orange or blue? How about not saluting those who serve with a costume, but just a thank you instead? – at Merrimac, VA

These fuckers get 5 yards in every play. – at Merrimac, VA

I didn't like CBN early either. Just not right on the sidelines, hired a bunch of kids coaches. I see the same thing with @CoachJonSumrall . Here's an idea, for him on the sidelines and bring @CoachUrbanMeyer in at the half. – at Merrimac, VA

We make every mid-QB look like a Heisman candidate. Seriously what a fucking joke @GatorsFB is right now. This was a bad fucking hire at coach. The qualifier now is to find some dipshit with an Alabama redneck accent whose mouth writes checks that his brain cannot $$$.

Does anyone seriously think that @ucla had better o-/d-line talent sitting around than @GatorsFB did? This is a coaching issue and a lack of the ability to evaluate talent.

How bad was CBN really? Lagz had huge talent. If CBN weren't such a nitwit, he would have dragged CBN to 8 wins out of sheer will. It is not a + that CJS basically told Lagz to get the hell out....

I am not saying that I would be rooting for Pyongyang University of Science and Technology (PUST) in that matchup, but I am saying that I would be rooting against UM. It is OK, UM is a boutique private school for less than elites. It serves the same market as hypothetical PUST.

What's the difference between Mario Cristobal and Kim Jong Un? One is an authoritarian leader obsessed with offensive weapons, famous for questionable decisions and the other is the Supreme Leader of North Korea. One – at Merrimac, VA

Imagine if he got the first team reps against FAU and Campbell. – at Merrimac, VA

Another interpretation: we wasted getting game reps on the more talented player because the coaches were chickenshit. – at Blacksburg, VA

The results of the last big game were totally rigged. Totally RIGGED.

Because he was a mediocre football player. – at Merrimac, VA

Trump will be fighting (this time rightful) impeachment for the rest of the term. – at Merrimac, VA