
qué miras bobo anda pallá @mancity @sjearthquakes
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Guy who devotes 15 hours a day to optimizing his diet and lifestyle: crippling headache in a first class lounge
Guy who’s 5 martinis deep at 8 am when he hears the last call for his flight: able to sprint a quarter mile to make it in time while holding his McDonald’s happy meal
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I've heard that OpenAI is sitting on solutions to over ten open problems in gender theory
My conspiracy theory is this is grade inflation to stat pad this record streak
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱
BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
What the hell is wrong with you people? Go to sleep.
🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State
🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm
🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm
🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm
🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm
🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm
🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm
🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm
🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm
🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm
🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm
🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm
🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm
🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm
🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm
🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm
🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm
🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm
U.S. average — 11:37 pm
Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours).
Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though



































