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Call me either Vagrant/Jermaine/Red|con hotel room chef|30-something|they/them nigga|booty warrior🔞|unserious af|i: @hoggodoggo|DJing account: @okrahound

wherever the fattest yams at
Joined March 2017
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Replying to @DJWOOZiE
FWA staff: “A hip-hop set?! We’re trying to run ‘Furry Weekend Atlanta’, not ‘Freaknik With Animals’, for godsake!”
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Now THIS is content
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You can tell the moment Jim knew he was gone do it. Soon as they called his name!
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Me to the caterpillar in my garage
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how it feels when ur gf pays for ur food
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I was not ready when this frame showed up in the middle of an emotional moment and I cackled like a fucking hyena
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“Drag is inherently sexual” and it's just Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly
Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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"Hey where did St Paul go?" Minneapolis [with a strangely St Paul shaped belly]: buuuuuurp idk
5:35PM Update: Storms have weakened as they continue to move E/NE. Our strongest storm is moving through Elk River, MN producing small hail and winds up to 50 mph.
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Poe-Po my acrylic painting
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LIMITED SLOT OPENING!! open for for monotone full body pieces! no background style: 190 hand drawn background w/ motifs: 245 first come first serve! Any species/gender hmu me w a ref to claim <3 (also ok w half bodies for less, just lmk) mid/late Nov turnaround
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Roadrunner done in time for Halloween? It’s more likely than you may think This is the best suit I will ever own
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this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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sabo is the type of white that he puts raisins on the most random foods
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Was standing in line to Early Vote when a dad n his kid were waiting in line behind me and i shit you not the conversation was “Are we voting today?” “Yeah we are kiddo.” “Are we voting for the same side you did last time?” “Absolutely not”
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nigga said:
Replying to @Sometimes_Fendo
Have you heard the great poetry of the Amazon warehouse manager Guru Laghima????
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Cat Scratch.
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At least at this current job, we goof off a bunch & have a lot of lighthearted moments. I don’t hangout with them often though. Maybe every once in a while we hit a bar or have a party.
Let me pose a question to furry twitter. For those of you that are employed, how friendly are you with your coworkers? Are yall friends outside of work? Do you get in and get out? Where is the line drawn?
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