@Relizable_

19 hethey I love detroit

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Joined May 2022
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Idk what’s crazier, sending your Franchise left tackle out on a route, or the fact that the defense knows Goff crazy enough to throw him that mf lmao.
Billy M
@BillyM_91Oct 25
Penei running a route and occupying multiple defenders as a decoy for Jamo!!!!
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BREAKING: MIKE ROGERS FOUND TO HAVE TIES TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!!!
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wemby was launching bricks in solidarity with the french protesters
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Commanders clock management son or eagles medical staff daughter
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IcyVert
@IcyVertOct 20
The NFC East is the first division in NFL history where 4 men using ChatGPT during games are allowed to be head coaches
JP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCSOct 20
This is a very tough look for Dan Quinn. Looks like he thought the 4th down play was 3rd down. Very tough especially after last week
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wun@wuntwotmOct 20
bro can we try chinese sex tutorials out on eachother
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 19
The carbon footprint of driving to the polls cancels out any of the good of voting
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Maria@mlstratOct 18
if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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Announcers will say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career
TickPick
@TickPickMar 2
What’s the funniest hot mic moment in sports?
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Him pausing outside the door trying to figure out if the zombie apocalypse started with you 😭
oni@Oni_BB244Oct 15
Sleptwalk while having a nightmare and scared the shit outta my roommate
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Silenced the home crowd 🔥🔥🔥
NFL on Prime Video
@NFLonPrimeOct 16
Wil Lutz let 'em know after the game-winner! 🤫 #TNFonPrime
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Replying to @L0ST2x
“Then everyone went home”
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you just met uncle pussy
czech hunter schafer@top__ratOct 15
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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The 9-7-1 Giants getting Dart back for the Wild Card against the Rams.
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OTHER MOMMY? How about you go see OTHER MOVIE … that’s right folks, I’m talking about DIGGER 🪏
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 11
‘OTHER MOMMY’ debuts with $27.5M at the domestic box office. It cost $18M to produce.
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Enderman
@EndermanOct 11
Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 11
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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dave@daves_FantasyOct 9
At dinner my dad said he'd be gay "if it wasn't for all the penis" and my uncle nodded like it was some real shit
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This is like the worst test to see if clark kent was Superman, you could have just shot him with a regular bullet, a kryptonite bullet would hurt both humans and kryptonians, they're bullets
Blaze Binges
@BlazeBingesOct 8
Lex Luthor shoots Clark Kent and Kara with Kryptonite bullets
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this one i find incredibly useful, if i ever snooze an alarm it automatically allows me to start my life over
Kyle wolf 🇦🇺@CRXSSF4DEOct 8
Replying to @augikabi
i love how you can just make iphones do shit like this
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