I was gone for 3 years, don’t know why I came back.
Over, Under, Sideways, Down
Joined September 2022
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I wish Jason Kanzler the very best.
I also formally put my name in the ring to be the next #Mariners manager if this doesn’t work out, since my lack of any MLB managerial experience should put me ahead of most other candidates.
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If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care.
If you’re a Republican, I don’t care.
If you’re a Dodger fan, FUCK YOU!
Is there anything Washington Democrats won’t waste taxpayer’s money on?
Seattle Could Get a 250 MPH Bullet Train Connecting the City to Portland and Vancouver in Just One Hour!
Washington could be getting a major transportation upgrade! WSDOT is studying a proposed high-speed rail system connecting Seattle, Portland, and Vancouver, B.C., with trains potentially reaching speeds of 250 MPH and cutting travel times from over three hours to around one hour each way from Seattle. The project has received nearly $50 million in federal planning funding, with studies continuing through 2028. No construction date has been announced.
Would you take a bullet train from Seattle to Portland or Vancouver?
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I have stretch marks and I have scars and you know what? I've earned every last fucking one of them.
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If by "fisting" you mean shoving a giant handful of Pringles into my mouth then, yes, I am into fisting.
I guess Joey Cora or Bobby Ayala weren’t available.
A new captain at the helm 🫡
Jason Kanzler is ready to lead the charge as our new manager. Welcome to Seattle!
🔗 atmlb.com/4BNfLRc
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If you can’t acknowledge me on the TL, stay the fuck out of my DMs. Stay out of them anyway, but especially if I’m somehow a dirty little secret.
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On the lookout for someone who thinks I’m absolutely adorable even though I wake up nauseated and with one tit in my armpit
