| Network Engineer | Clean Air Enjoyer | a queer sea creature trying to understand technology. @RidgeOcean-@🌥💙/@hachyderm.io

Ocean Lane, Cyber, USA
Joined January 2021
Very much wish I could smack a gender button still. Where the heck is the affordable ripper docs with minimal recovery window.
Ahhhh Cyberpunk is back on my timeline. When I first played it shortly after launch I ended up making a transfemme V ; because it’s the future why not play as a women. Still cis tho lmfao.
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For those who refuse to read the articles about this case. She had a babysitter coming in the mornings to check in, make lunches, get them off to school, and prep dinner for them. All the 14 year old had to do was help them get inside after school. Microwave dinner. Get kids in bed and text mom updates. This was a work trip and they threatened to fire her if she did not go. The father has abuse charges and the police handed him their kids on top of arresting her.
A 50-year-old woman was arrested after getting off a plane after authorities said she left her four children home alone for four days while she traveled to Las Vegas for work: bit.ly/3UlVZeA
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Ahhhh Cyberpunk is back on my timeline. When I first played it shortly after launch I ended up making a transfemme V ; because it’s the future why not play as a women. Still cis tho lmfao.
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Very amusing it took another 3 years after that to get on HRT.
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yes half of us are being held hostage
Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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One of the better Cyberpunk lore concepts is that there used to be one big internet and in 2022 one guy fucked it up so bad that they had to shut it down and go back to several smaller networks and they keep the corpse of the old one in a basement somewhere.
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Putting this on the fucking WALL.
People are going to lose their mind when they realize its actually easier to hack things using FEATURES not CVEs.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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I've decided that "Vibe Coding" will henceforth be called "Cuck Coding", because all you're doing is sitting in a chair and watching.
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This guy is a massive dick head
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$78 million in Texas airtime
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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sometimes living in texas pisses me off but then sometimes you're driving in the hill country in the late afternoon and you see a sunset so beautiful it makes you want to go back to church. something about this place.
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Daily reminder that you should hire Spud as your senior/principal security analyst or even director/manager of security (SOC/IR, TI, TH) I’m very friendly, have extensive experience, and have a very cool cat.
Why you should hire Spud for your company: - extensive knowledge in multiple security fields including SOC/IR, Incident Management, Threat Hunting/Insider Threat, Threat intelligence, engineering and more. - over 12 years of experience in tech with nearly a decade of that in cyber - Spare time I’m active in multiple local cybersecurity groups and regularly attend industry conferences even on my own dime. - tinkers with electronics in my spare time including Embedded systems. - very friendly and lovable - long, tan, handsome - has a cool cat - loves trains
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We released updated Microsoft 365 configuration baselines and ScubaGear v2.0.0, featuring direct REST API calls, automated Power BI coverage, and a new Security Suite baseline to streamline M365 security.🧑‍💻🔗 cisa.gov/resources-tools/ser…
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Raising public awareness on cybersecurity misogyny
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Is it normal for an anonymous Wyoming LLC that sent mass mailers impersonating a transgender advocacy group to hire the lawyer who defended TX Attorney General Ken Paxton from impeachment in response to a court filing seeking to depose people who could unmask the LLC's owners
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How is LibreNMS so worthwhile out of the box and why am I displeased comparing other NMS to it.
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If I had the time I think I would honestly figure out how to privately host it in monorepo. Its SNMP auto discovery function really does rule.
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Full moon at 9.12 PST tonight, time to let out your best howls!
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