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I like biscuits. He/Him/biscuits.

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Joined March 2007
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Register at dkms.org.uk/ It'll take you 5 minutes and a trip to the postbox. You might not have to do anything else, or you could save someone's life.
Tomorrow morning I’ll be on @GMB and lots of radio explaining why you all need to go to dkms.org.uk and register to become a blood stem cell donor.
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Named tramps.
What type of guy or type of gal has disappeared from the world in your lifetime. Maybe died off, but more interestingly aged out and then future generations didn't replicate the schtick. Give me some examples.
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AUSTIN CREED HIT A F***ING POWERGLOVE SHORYKEN IN REAL LIFE ON PPV! #AEWFullGear is LIVE on HBO Max PPV
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Fuckin *hated* that second Barca match. 80 minutes of expecting them to score an away goal.
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Buying this for someone you fucking hate
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The family
I've met families where 3 generations have never worked… and a young man trying to break that cycle, only to find his family told him to stop working because his alarm clock was waking them up. People are making a mockery of our welfare system. Bragging about their free Motability cars, flaunting their new keys on TikTok. They think it's a victimless crime. It isn't. 18 million working households will each pay £50,000 in taxes for working-age welfare this Parliament. Every pound claimed by someone exploiting the system comes from somebody else. Someone who gets up, goes to work and pays their taxes and most likely will never afford a brand-new car. This wasn’t the aim of our post-war welfare state. It’s the sign of a deeply broken one.
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got fired from being a paramedic for saying “defribillator? uhh seems like we should defribill-NOW lmao” anyway guy died and the blood on my hands will render my soul too unclean to enter the gates of His kingdom.
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New flash offering. Still got a few spots left for December. Your ideas or mine. 🧙🏻‍♂️✨
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You did spend six years killing pensioners, so, Alzheimer's or not, your mum was still on the ball.
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lesbians wearing suits to their weddings? completely fine. gay men wearing gowns? considered extremely controversial. the reason? femininity is portrayed as humiliation and weakness. at the end of the day, misogyny is everywhere for those with eyes to see it.
Casal gay viraliza ao compartilhar ensaio de fotos do casamento em que os dois aparecem vestidos de noiva.
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Put your phone away and have a proper piss
I accidentally pissed down the leg of my trousers in work while looking at my phone when stood at the urinal. Blamed it on the power of the water in the tap. Demanded facilities sort it.
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Jensen you dawg you
Taylor Swift is making a “big announcement” today on Good Morning America.
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"It's plant based."
JUST IN: Gen Z reportedly increasingly turning to cigarettes as a "plant-based alternative" to vapes.
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Rise of the machines
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I love you, Peggy Olson
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Do Americans call plauge 'pleg'?
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Magic on a budget? Say less! ✨🏰💸 #disney #disneyland #magic #moneytips #disneytips #disneyadult #disneyworld
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Drove two hours outside of Toronto in the pitch dark last night, up a series of unlit roads to a remote ski resort community (hotel stay includes complimentary alpine roller coaster ticket), to lecture at what is apparently a church about…the Coen brothers.
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