Kerbz (@SeeAverageWoman) profile picture

Good speller. Gifted napper. Teacher

Joined February 2013
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Kerbz retweeted
If we flip Mississippi and it turns blue that means it’s transitioning and we have to call it Mistersippi. I don’t make the rules
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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There's an air of hope for sure, but what I also think is really fun is the air of spite
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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Governing by tantrum has resulted in Donald Trump holding his breath until America turned blue.
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i don’t wanna hear anything about it “reaching across the aisle,” they better clique it tf up in there and start ignoring their demented asses
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Listen up, @TheDemocrats: NO MERCY. On day one, you start turning the screws. I better not see Chuck Schumer wearing his stupid little glasses and reading a strongly worded letter a single time. This is vendetta time. I want you to make it hurt.
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Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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⁨GOP gerrymandering strategy⁩
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I told you all that the Brewers closed the cursed Cubs portal
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Trump: Vote like I'm on the ballot. America: Okay.
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I feel like we're all owed several years of boring. Just aggressively, unapologetically boring years.
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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Actually I will spend the rest of my life saying that
Replying to @mrklarth
You guys will spend the next decade saying "whatabout Trump" to defend everything.
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Kerbz retweeted
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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i used to be on the left. then i grew up, experienced life & loss, studied, read, questioned everything i believed in and gained a deeper understanding of the world. now im far-left.
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“The largest evaluation of an instructional coaching program to date, published this month in the journal @EEPAjournal found no benefits to either teacher retention or student test scores from an intensive, expensive teacher-coaching model used in hundreds of schools.”
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Before your company can make a billion dollars it should be required to have no workers qualifying for SNAP
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Being an adult has taught me that if I have extra money, I probably forgot to pay something.
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"You are an abuser of women—that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego" -imagine what a POS you would have to be for your own mother to say this about you? @PeteHegseth
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