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Stuart Millard

@Stuart_Tweeting

IT Service Delivery Manager. Retweets are not endorsements. Opinions are my own. Also tweet as @dramill - those tweets are protected!

Joined November 2019
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If you ever feel dumb, remember that there are people who pay for LinkedIn.
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prance
@bocxtop18 Aug 2021
a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta do battle with excel from 9am to 5pm everyday
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CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem. Two problems, actually. One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired. Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be. You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner. The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke. The AI just invoices you for the outage. And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about. To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game. You didn’t hire a replacement. You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own. Enjoy.
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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieJan 5
Sorry my bad - when i said 'let's pick this back up in the new year,' I meant 'let's never speak of this again.' Should've been more clear
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Mara🍒
@marillawyd13 Nov 2025
Can we have this button fuckng everywhere
lumi (@dainlou) profile picturelumi@dainlou23 Sep 2025
can we have this button on Pinterest plz
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@klara_sjo15 Apr 2025
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction. I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
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the uk rail system makes absolutely no sense
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Ansh Nanda
@anshnanda17 Jan 2023
Tech bro just discovered “hanging out”
Roshan Patel (@roshanpateI) profile pictureRoshan Patel
@roshanpateI17 Jan 2023
I've been thinking a lot about IRL podcasts: - Bring a few friends together - No mics, nothing is recorded - Have a free form discussion - Can even have food & drinks Has anyone tried this?
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hk 🛸
@wyahk29 Dec 2024
This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name
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Mike Primavera@primawesome13 Dec 2024
Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.
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You never forget the sound of dial up internet. You just heard it didn’t you.
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Grace Segers@Grace_Segers24 Oct 2019
Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
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These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.
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SRA
@sra_solicitors20 Dec 2023
Our Contact Centre helpline will be closed during the festive period. Remember you can still get in touch with us via email. Our Professional ethics helpline for solicitors is offering its usual email and call back service throughout the festive period. sra.org.uk/contact-us
Christmas and New Year telephone line closures. our contact centre telephone lines will be closed from Monday 25 December to Monday 1 January inclusive.

ALT Christmas and New Year telephone line closures. our contact centre telephone lines will be closed from Monday 25 December to Monday 1 January inclusive.

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you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???
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Ohhhh sorry I thought EOD meant End of December my bad. Sending now
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Kim Goodwin@kimgoodwin19 Jul 2018
I have had more than one male colleague sincerely ask whether a certain behavior is mansplaining. Since apparently this is hard to figure out, I made one of them a chart.
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@sra_solicitors28 Oct 2022
Solicitor #apprenticeships are a great alternative route to qualifying as a solicitor: 💷Paid job while studying 🏢5-6 year earn as you learn programme 📚SQE exam/training costs are covered If you're in England, find out more sra.org.uk/apprenticeships #Apprentice #apprenticeships
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Dawn Oliver@Felix_keeps_on28 Aug 2022
I think it would be a lovely gesture of solidarity if the House of Commons turned off its heating this winter. It would be inspirational to me to watch our MPs demonstrating the effectiveness of 'putting on a jumper' #EnergyCrisis #EnoughlsEnough
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