Russell (LPLT)

Went flying today. Missed all the birds. Tried to race a KC-135. Confirmed “push on stick trees get bigger” theory. Found out pressing the “chemtrails” button dispenses stripper glitter. Pulled 3 g’s so I’m basically a fighter pilot now. Call sign: Footlong.

At this point it will not so much be Larson winning the championship as much as every one else doing all they can to NOT win it. #nascar

Not the last brake check we will see this race I’m sure. #nascar

It’s like the curvy dick disease pill companies saw #NASCAR and said “throw the whole advertising budget at it”

That one angle actually made me jump. #nascar

Sorry @Blaney but don’t put your hands on someone without being prepared to catch a few.

Had a photography gig last night, my first in a long time. Shooting in the dark made things challenging but I managed to get some good shots and the client is happy so I’m calling it a success 😁

Jazz chords be like…

Inflation getting everybody…

Hate hate HATE this time of year.

The @MaxVelocityWX fall off is crazy. Went from a fun meteorologist to clickbait douchebag at the speed of C. 😂

Crazy bunch of misfits right here I tell ya whut…

Ate the hottest pepper in the world today. The things I get talked into…

I had vertigo last week, for only a week. It was hell. Absolute hell.

There was a time in my life when harvesting virtual vegetables caused me real anxiety.

Did not expect to get choked up during the new @JackAss film. If you are over the age of 45 it’s like watching old home movies with your friends.

Can’t get the race broadcast because it’s not on one of the 4 streaming services I pay for. Can only get the in car cameras if I pay an extra $20 a month on top of what I already pay for @HBO. I’m getting really tired of how difficult it is to watch a @NASCAR race. #nascar

Hands down best race of the year. #NASCAR