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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
We go to the polls next week. Do you know who you will vote for?
40%Yes. Same party as always
13%Yes, trying a different 1
40%Nope, no clue right now
7%Nope, and won't bother
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I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar.
It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
The state of social media today:
Facebook: just ads. No friend updates.
Twitter: mainly hate and nonsensical AI generated "true story" posts you have to sift through before finding the content of those you follow.
Instagram: pretend lives, overly filtered plus AI slop.
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and for the lady… perhaps a low-stress, high-paying, part-time, creative, WFH job?
Let me rather leave the house.
After swimming and taking Z1 to book his drivers test (😳), I took the kids to see the Red Bull F1 replica at Constantia Village, made muesli and stewed apples, and also baked a blueberry version of this loaf. The cake smells delectable already! cupcakesandcouscous.com/2026…
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If hard work actually made you rich, the midnight office cleaning crew would be the board of directors.
After swimming and taking Z1 to book his drivers test (😳), I took the kids to see the Red Bull F1 replica at Constantia Village, made muesli and stewed apples, and also baked a blueberry version of this loaf. The cake smells delectable already! cupcakesandcouscous.com/2026…
Anyway, let me go and get ready for my swimming lesson. Any tips on how to keep this swim cap on my head? I tried the tip of applying leave in conditioner to stop it from tangling in my dry hair but I think I applied too much and kept popping off. The cap might also be too small.
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I put an item in a "safe place" last week, and it seems to have permanently entered the witness protection program.
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– Too young to drink at 18
America:
– Too young to rent a car at 21
– Mature enough to give birth at 10
Make it make sense





















