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Bitch....Get it together Bitch.

Nairobi
Joined December 2012
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It's so easy to spot a millennial....coz why is your belt matching your shoes and head piece?
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the girlies are getting their own homes, me next🥹🕯️
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People always talking about going back in time to kill Hitler well there’s a bunch of Hitlers just walking around in public right now lemme see your moves
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Carcinogen
Gun pointed to your President’s nuts. Name a vegetable that starts with C.
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Kuna old mama amenipea 200 nikakule "lunch" juu nimemsaidia kutafuta office flani she was lost....kufungua napata ni 500 🙆🏾‍♀️
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Fresh out the shower pussy is the worst kind.
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I'm constantly begging God to put me in a position where I can afford whatever I want without bothering anyone.
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Unakaa kaa hivi ukizuba kidogo unaskia unafaa kumake some serious decisions about people's lives 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️ Sa me nafaa kudo,na mbona hakuna wazee huku?
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guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.
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When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Ruto's made it clear, on countless occasions, that he holds Kenya & Kenyans in utter disdain and contempt. If he came across any of us running from a burning house, he'd throw us right back into the fire. Tuto-do?
A whole president alitoa circular ya an important announcement kutuambia European clubs zinakuja kucheza friendly match. In a country where citizens are dying because their basic heathcare is not guaranteed. Lakini😂
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Can I eat your pussy. As friends tho
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I'd actually want to see two people having sex, like live
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Ebu remmi see
Zile tarimbo nimeona hapa inaeza kufanya utumie wheelchair
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🤣🤣🤣 funny mf
Quite unsettling that decades of being surrounded by liars and not once have I seen one who's pants actually caught on fire.
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In a room full of people, I'll be outside with a blunt
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Congratulations engineer 👏🏾👏🏾🎉 Usiende kutu aibisha and stay away from flat ass women and alcohol 😁
Received my acceptance letter, masters pale yuwesssssssssss siiiiet I feel like crying master of science in applied artificial intelligence,wuuuuiii mwathaniiiii nasema Asante, US here I come,, anyone who knows how to say , don't shoot in English?
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why would YOU do this to YOURSELF?
Sitaki advice, I'm just here to rant bc I cant do this with anyone else. So I recently cut off what could have been the best thing that happened in my life. You know the type of person you only get to meet once in your lifetime? Yea that kind.
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Outside under my tree naked
The ONLY thing I want right now is to eat a full, perfectly salted, crispy, rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink
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I need help, especially with that MRI and access to the medication because the total cost for the medication for six weeks ni 27,000 na sijabuy zote juu zingine sijapata juu ni expensive sana. I've attached the prescription and the request form for the MRI.
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And All these just happened after I just lost my job and I've already burned through my savings. So I'm asking for help juu mi nikaa nitachizi 🥲 my pals @manikiarie @coolkid__8 @Entr_dawood @Monty_Hasashi @chege_manu @osoroKE @_MtuTano
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