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Joined April 2011
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*BREAKING* Grandson @matthew_manuel1 wins MVP batting .619 w 14h, 7-2b in 6 games at 2021 PG WWBA 18u Florida Qualifier @XTeamBaseball Way to hit the ball Matt! – at Philadelphia, PA
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u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons
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Dear Philly, thanks for having me! I’m one of your biggest fans and always look forward to seeing you. I feel the love and I love you back 💪🏻❤️⚾️🍺
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Nuke Mars!
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Salesforce Tower Atlanta! May it always be a beacon of light, love & equality for All. May it always be a reminder to Give Back to others who are less fortunate. And may it always call for Freedom without any discrimination & hatred.
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Drake after the big win last night
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Proud to work at @Salesforce, #2 on the "100 Best Companies to Work For" List by @FortuneMagazine! Learn more about our culture: sforce.co/2SweADz #100BestCos
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Who hasn't been in a Starbucks bathroom and thought, "the guy in charge of this should be in charge of everything."
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Running! I know i can’t believe it either! (@ Rose Lane Park in Annandale, VA) swarmapp.com/c/lCcsACzCwZE
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In the Arlington are? Register for The @Oracle @eloqua User Group, powered by @DefintvResults on Sept 20, Featuring sessions from @thaminac and our very own @TheRealParrott. pathfac.to/2MHdWeu
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