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Ya'll, this is nuts.
Hundreds - that's right, HUNDREDS - of armed robberies between 2022 and 2024 weren't real.
They were staged by the "victims" as part of a massive immigration fraud scheme to secure U-visas for themselves and their families.
cwbchicago.com/2026/10/buckt…
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Things I love about Tombstone:
- Kurt Russell leaving his boring wife for some rando skank and this is presented as heroic
- It came out in 1993 but Sam Elliott looks exactly the same as he does now
- Everything Val Kilmer does
- Everything Billy Zane does
- The opening scene where the bad guys come into town and shoot everyone at a wedding. I stood up and CHEERED. You could have ended the movie right there and I would have been happy.
- How Earp’s lunatic Revenge Tour of Murder was pretty much real and the cops had to be like hey … you’re not actually allowed to do that.
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Maryland cost-of-living index shown much higher than virtually all neighboring states, except NJ. Gee... couldn't be...
✅️ Regressive, ever increasing taxes on energy / gasoline
✅️ Obsession with unlawful migration
✅️ Insane property taxes (and therefore higher rents)
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Massachusetts is the most expensive state on the continental United States to live in.
Latest MERIC data (Q2 2026): 48.1% above the national average. Only Hawaii is higher overall, but among the contiguous states, we’re #1. Housing and utilities are the biggest drivers.
What do you think also contributes to Massachusetts ranking this high? What do you think is the main reason?
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.
By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.
Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Clinton referenced Liberace (dead since 87), Obama referenced Saddam (dead since 2006) - and when was last time anyone thought about the palaces
Who were these jokes targeting?
What they really indicate is that Democrats’ are the party of Old Gay Political Nerds
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I was aware of dwarfs already, although to be fair, I didn’t realise they were usually green.
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I was quite young at the time but I felt like I was losing my mind a bit despite being a naive lib. Libs would say the strangest shit imaginable about Obama, it was genuinely cult like
Compromise proposal for DEI in entertainment: The demographic composition of your show must match its setting. Set in Maine? All white cast. Baltimore or Atlanta? Mostly black. Texas college town? Indian.
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the most insane right wing propaganda account in the world could not have conceived a worse post than this
I’d been told this is a common experience but my parents sometimes “visit” in (very vivid) dreams. Last night it was my father accompanying me to Tennessee to help me check on their house.
Funny detail, right before I woke up we got inside and there was cat shit on the floor. I said it looked recent and he said no that’s old.
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They are going with the Big Lie
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it.
Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
