@TimberBams

I am a bacon wrapped grilled cheese wandering around the midwest Uno World Champ 2020 - 2026 driving @whatshisfaceono crazy with theories since 2020 💋🐝

 Shenanigans with Mr. Bams
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Joined February 2011
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If you know one thing about Ohio, let it be this: there's a field of concrete corn. 🌽
A field of giant concrete ears of corn standing where you'd normally expect real corn, creating one of Ohio's quirkiest roadside attractions in Dublin.

ALT A field of giant concrete ears of corn standing where you'd normally expect real corn, creating one of Ohio's quirkiest roadside attractions in Dublin.

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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin9912h
He’s in his 80s, so it’s not unusual.
New York Post
@nypost20h
Tom Jones struck with illness, cancels LA show at The Greek trib.al/25J9vXA
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Matty@bestestname19h
Everything went downhill when we replaced "dude" with "bro"
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin9913h
Everyone at work thinks I say ‘making love’ in a creepy way.
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astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope20h
what have you done, cancer?
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For the last time they are FRECKLES!
astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscopeOct 26
connect the dots, cancer.
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The entire English language at your disposal, and some people settle on an ableist slurs? All those words, and you chose playground cruelty masquerading as wit. The most embarrassing part is having so little of substance to offer and still being this impressed with yourself.
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astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscopeOct 25
have some self-control, cancer.
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 25
I want to dip your nipples in hummus.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 25
I’ll have you know, i am thriving in this dumpster fire
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhydeOct 25
Sorry I'm fucking fat, I don't fucking love it either
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong)@PhilipJFriedOct 26
going to bed so i can wake up extra early and get on your last fucking nerve
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Nah fuck that
astro in real time
@astroinrealtimeOct 25
cancer, stop overthinking every little thing. give your mind a rest.
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Keaton
@kjonesy1587Oct 26
MAKE ME A SANDWICH @buttkicker7
Keaton
@kjonesy1587Oct 26
HARRISON BUTKER YOU FUCKING SUCK
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Maybe drunk twitter is tolerable I mean I seriously doubt it but hey
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Matt C@MattfromKCOct 25
I’m in the mood to stir some shit up so prove me wrong: There are no intelligent MAGAts Josh Allen will never win a Super Bowl Jesus would have been a Democrat Full calorie soda tastes like shit Trump is the worst POTUS of all time Halloween is the 2nd best holiday
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John Watches Horror
@Y2John84Oct 20
Sweater weather.
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Blood clots are not a joke, they're not a meme. Trash-talk his stats. Criticize his performance. Boo him on the field. That's football. But the second you start celebrating or mocking someone's health struggles, you're fucking despicable.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚@Lilblack_heartOct 20
Girls will be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 19
Some guy in Nevada has Polaroids of your naked mom.
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astro in real time
@astroinrealtimeOct 20
cancer, he’s obsessed with you, but his pride is bigger than his love. let him rot.
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