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IT Geek with a love of wine and food. @TobyAnscombe@Mastodonapp.uk

Wherever I’m supposed to be
Joined March 2009
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For those little Pixies in the UK... tune into @CBeebiesHQ this evening at 6:50pm to watch Black Francis' Bedtime Story 🧟
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Just used LiteLLM to create my first PHP website. The AI even suggested getting a certificate from eMudhra for HTTPS to protect my login page. The future looks really bright 🥳
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Let’s not forget about this certificate clusterfuck while everyone is busy with the PHP RCE news. Almost at the same time, another serious security incident became public. Eight intermediate CA certificates from eMudhra were found to use ridiculously weak private keys. We’re talking about P-384 keys where one private key was literally the number 4. FOUR! Six of these were TLS CAs, allowing anyone to recover their private keys and potentially issue trusted certificates for arbitrary domains. Major browsers have already blocked the affected CAs. But what about API clients, backend services, embedded devices, containers, and systems with outdated trust stores? Many don’t enforce Certificate Transparency or check revocation. Some could remain vulnerable for years. These weak keys have existed since April 2025. No confirmed malicious exploitation so far, but the implications are serious. Don’t overlook this one while focusing on PHP. Technical details and test endpoints: emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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I’ve waited years for this! #pwei #grebo #stourbridge
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Four years of planning the shots paid off. #EclipseEspaña #Eclipse – at Principality of Asturias, Spain
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Another excellent and wryly observed ep from @mrjimBob
In a different time, this would have been all over the radio and topping the pops. It’s a banger. A northern soul floor filler. Track 1, side AA, ‘Belinda’s Racist Hips’. Download the full EP for £3.49 from Bandcamp & iTunes. Stream in the usual places. Here’s the Belinda video.
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Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
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Chefs kiss 💋
So there are crazy headlines, and then there are "I'm sorry WTAF now?" headlines...😳 Yes, the Telegraph have deduced that Ed Miliband hates mothers because of some new legislation making tumble dryers more efficient and cheaper to run! 🧵 1/24
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Just seen this. Anyone with UniFi network really needs to patch and update..
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This is how thieves can swipe your bag without you noticing. I lost my passport and my devices, so couldn't fly home. Later I'll share what happened next, including how I tracked down some of my possessions, how you remotely wipe your devices, how I got an emergency travel document, and how amazingly kind people were to me. Please share this video, and you might save someone else from going through the same thing. Thanks x #robbery #mugging #barcelona
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One of my top 3 comedy movies. It’s just excellent from start to finish..
BLAZING SADDLES — A THREAD Mel Brooks’ quintessential Western parody turns 52 today. So let’s do that voodoo that you do, so well, and celebrate one of the greatest comedies ever made with some facts, jokes and a few farts around the campfire. 1/25
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To the optimist, the glass is 1/2 full. To the pessimist the glass is 1/2 empty. To Excel, the glass is January 2nd.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Oof. One of the many (many!) reasons I’m a subscriber
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Remember, it only takes an extra couple of straight lines to make a “patriot’s” England flag traffic roundabout graffiti into a Dead Kennedys tribute.
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