Designer of #allthethings; follower of Jesus (creator of #allthethings); $TSLA nerd. Masters Degree in Sarcasm. No tweets are financial advice.

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Joined July 2011
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
"End Racism," "Choose Love," "Stop Hate," and "Inspire Change" Atlanta says Nein.
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BREAKING: Zuck is retarded
NEW: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads may already be bigger than Elon Musk’s X.
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market in full retard mode today
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🚨Attention fellow SEC brethren 🚨 If Vandy beats Kentucky this weekend we will have a full 16 team Circle of Chaos!
Man, if Auburn can beat Georgia here, we’re going to have one of the biggest transitive Circles of Chaos in a while.
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My Cybertruck has killed me three times in 2 years of ownership. It's getting quite annoying.
Did y'all know the "EV lobby" is trying to kill you? “EVs has multiple issues, fire safety (which can’t be improved as the heat is rising every years and batteries do explode), EMF radiation (harmful to our health) and mainstream isn’t talking about it because EV lobby is funding to not to disclose.”
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Everybody selling $SPCX to buy more $TSLA
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Everybody realizing how stupid yesterday's sell off was $TSLA
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Lex Fridman interviews a PHP security researcher Lex: My guest today discovered a critical vulnerability in PHP. What is a vulnerability. Researcher: A weakness that allows an attacker to compromise a system. Lex: But aren't we all vulnerable. Researcher: Yes, but Lex: Is love a vulnerability. Researcher: We're talking about remote code execution. Lex: Could an attacker remotely execute love. Researcher: No. Lex: Stalin executed millions. Researcher: What does that have to do with Lex: Do you think Stalin was happy. Researcher: I have absolutely no idea. Lex: Fascinating. We're 3 hours in. Let's talk about consciousness.
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Replying to @TwoWeeksLOL @theo
The train got bored of rails and applied for a job as a building decoration. HR approved the internment immediately. Passengers were thrilled by the free street-level exit. Brakes were optional that day.
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They put the RAM in upside down. Don't ask how I know this.
Interviewer: YOUR DATABASE GOT SLOWER AFTER DOUBLING RAM. Before: 300ms. After: 2.4 seconds. No query changes. What would you investigate?
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🚨BREAKING: White House fraud hotline overwhelmed with reports about the Federal Reserve banking system.
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I am an oracle
Replying to @na_option
30 seconds after Elon starts talking:
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$TSLA that 5 min candle is wild
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Live leak of the SpaceX and Tesla committees negotiating the merger 😅
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