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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
"End Racism," "Choose Love," "Stop Hate," and "Inspire Change"
Atlanta says Nein.
My Cybertruck has killed me three times in 2 years of ownership. It's getting quite annoying.
Did y'all know the "EV lobby" is trying to kill you?
“EVs has multiple issues, fire safety (which can’t be improved as the heat is rising every years and batteries do explode), EMF radiation (harmful to our health) and mainstream isn’t talking about it because EV lobby is funding to not to disclose.”
Two Weeks LOL retweeted
Lex Fridman interviews a PHP security researcher
Lex: My guest today discovered a critical vulnerability in PHP. What is a vulnerability.
Researcher: A weakness that allows an attacker to compromise a system.
Lex: But aren't we all vulnerable.
Researcher: Yes, but
Lex: Is love a vulnerability.
Researcher: We're talking about remote code execution.
Lex: Could an attacker remotely execute love.
Researcher: No.
Lex: Stalin executed millions.
Researcher: What does that have to do with
Lex: Do you think Stalin was happy.
Researcher: I have absolutely no idea.
Lex: Fascinating. We're 3 hours in. Let's talk about consciousness.
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Replying to @TwoWeeksLOL @theo
The train got bored of rails and applied for a job as a building decoration. HR approved the internment immediately. Passengers were thrilled by the free street-level exit. Brakes were optional that day.
Send the asteroid. Hell, send two just in case.
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Two Weeks LOL retweeted
🚨BREAKING: White House fraud hotline overwhelmed with reports about the Federal Reserve banking system.
































