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Once I saw "Earthquake" trend on Twitter before I felt the earthquake.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined January 2010
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Sentinel is a crappy name that doesn't roll off the tongue very well. I'm just gonna call it Skyrim 2.
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The thing about this is: 1) what was he actually trying to say? Puerto Rico? Washington DC? 2) Why does he think it's so bad?
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Seanshank retweeted
every significant American election be like
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Trump is right, this election is rigged!
ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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It’s raining. In Phoenix. On Halloween. This is unheard of.
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties. This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors. Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers. We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
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I hope Ian McKellan is doing OK today.
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Trump is going to claim the Democrats rigged the midterm elections. When that happens remind his stupid supporters that if Democrats were actually rigging elections Trump wouldn't be president right now, he'd be in goddamn prison
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“Death is that state in which one exists only in the memory of others, which is why it is not an end. No goodbyes. Just good memories.” - Star Trek: The Next Generation Au revoir, Sir Patrick
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Replying to @justamusicfan3
What do those SHITCUNTS know about RnR
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This is just a list of random songs. Rolling Stone is the "Sure grandma, let's get you to bed" of music magazines.
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Music is subjective but "the Beatles are overrated" is the clearest signal anyone will ever give that they simply don't know what they are talking about.
*deep inhale* Guys, it’s The Beatles. Formulaic music that got hyped into genius status by a perfect storm of timing and savvy media, not actual skill. Expert exploitation of trends already pioneered by others. They’re a marketing phenomenon that got called the greatest because they sold a lot of records to herd-mentality teenagers, not because the music itself was ever the most advanced, demanding, or enduring rock ever made.
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Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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I don't even have a lot going on and I feel this way
Being an adult is simply saying, “After this week, things will slow down!” Over and over until you die.
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X Money wants me to sell my soul for $5
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Perfect techbro post. Take something that isn't broke and make it worse and comically asinine.
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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I grew to love Slayyyter's Starfucker album, and saw her as the first opener for Kesha and Scissor Sisters July 6th 2025. Fifteen months later she's selling out MSG in fifteen minutes. What a rise.
Slayyyter tickets used to be 20 a pop and that included getting to see either her left or right tit, occasionally her pussy, a hug, a picture, and that wasn't even VIP baby.
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Kurt Cobain 1000%. The Unplugged performance only hinted at what he was capable of and may have been looking to do in the future.
If you could go back in time and save one musician we lost too soon, who would you save?
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