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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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Today in 1996, a frustrated Jim Mora faces the media and gives his iconic “diddly poo” speech. Perhaps the GOAT of all quotably pissed off head coaches.
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How will atomic microscopes compare Zacharia units to Scarmuccis?
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I would take anything these two say about Talarico with a grain of salt
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Nature is healing.
The Picklr, a pickleball facility franchisor has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The founder and CEO was a guarantor for 40 facility leases, which became untenable.
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
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Now, if you haven't seen Trump's latest campaign ad that aired during every NFL football game on Sunday - that WE actually had to pay for because he claimed it's not an ad, but a "public service announcement"- then don't worry, cuz I fixed it.
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Fixed it.
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Jim Jordan: -Knew about and did absolutely nothing at Ohio St while male athletes were sexually abused.
Jack Smith: -Went after President Trump -Spied on Members of Congress -Used gag orders to hide his misconduct -Ignored the Constitution to target over 16 Republicans
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LOL! Best Hitler-bunker-scene rendition so far! “You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians that defeated the Romans.” "Have Bari Weiss write why high oil prices are actually a good thing..."
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My dog when I ask what they have in their mouth
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Kelsey Grammer is not a smart man, but he plays one on TV.
I used to be a big fan. Kelsey Grammer says, he believes that Trump will go down as one of America's best presidents (September 7, 2026). He says because no one has stood up for America in the presidency in quite some time. What?
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She didn’t hold back 😭
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BELOW: Donald Trump writes his annual 9/11 thank you text to the Saudi government for making his building the tallest in Manhattan.
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This lost Diff'rent Strokes episode is the greatest example of AI we've ever seen!
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Holidays? We can't be MAGA until we are all saying 'Merry Christmas' and giving $45,000.
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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