I stayed at the Ritz hotel in London, and took a card from a phone box on Oxford st, offering sordid sex and other pleasures. Back at the hotel, I rang the number. A lady with a silky voice asked if she could be of any help. I said, "I'd like a blow job, a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage, a few minutes of anal, and finish off with a tit wank, is that ok? "The lady replied, "Sounds like fun, sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!..