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(fan) Gabby retweeted
🇧🇷🗣️: No room for debate - Raphinha names best world player.
Barcelona captain Raphinha has named teammate Lamine Yamal as the best player in the world at the moment.
Speaking to CazeTV, Raphinha insisted that there is no room for debate, adding that the Spain international is by far ahead of the second best player in the world.
The Brazilian international said, “Lamine is proving that he is the best player in the world right now, and I don’t think there is any room for debate about that.
“For me, he is the best player in the world, perhaps by a very big margin over whoever is second.”
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨Breaking : Ballon d'Or tie-break rule explained with Kylian Mbappe threatening Harry Kane-Lamine Yamal top two
We are just hours away from finding out the 2026 Ballon d'Or winner as favourites Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe and Lamine Yamal do battle for the biggest individual prize in football.
For the first time, the Ballon d'Or ceremony will be held outside of Paris on Monday night, with the London Palladium playing host to one of the most anticipated nights in the football calendar.
As mentioned on the Ballon d'Or website , a jury of 100 specialised journalists - one from each of the top 100 FIFA -ranked nations - have voted for their top 10 selections from a 30-player shortlist.
Players are judged over the entirety of last season from August 3 2025 until July 19 2026, with the criteria including individual performances, decisive and impressive character, collective performances and titles won, as well as class and fair play.
The ten players named are awarded 15, 12, 10, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 points respectively. Of course, the Ballon d'Or is then awarded to the player with the highest total number of points.
إذا عرفت 1 = اعتزل متابعة الرياضة فوراً
إذا عرفت 2 = بدأت تتابع كرة القدم في سنة كورونا 2020
إذا عرفت 3 = مشجع مبتدئ
إذا عرفت 5 = أنت تفهم التكتيك
إذا عرفت 7 = عاشق وفي للعبة
إذا عرفت 9 = عشت حقبة المتعة الحقيقية
إذا عرفت 11 = أنت حاكم كرة القدم في هذا القرن 👑
No defender in the top 10 ballondor is really sad to see
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got?
🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland
🏴 Harry Kane
🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🇫🇷 Michael Olise
🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
🇪🇸 Rodri
🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium!
#ballondor
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨🎙️ Rodri on his heated exchange with former Manchester City teammate Bernardo Silva during El Clásico:
🗣️ “Honestly, I never expected this kind of behaviour from Bernardo. We spent years together at Manchester City, shared a dressing room, fought for trophies and built a relationship based on mutual respect. That's why his actions were disappointing.
“He called me a snitch and questioned my decision to join Barcelona. He even claimed we wouldn't win anything and insisted Madrid would take all three points. I can accept rivalry, but there's a difference between competing on the pitch and making things personal.
“What disappointed me most was the disrespect from someone I considered a friend. I never imagined we'd go from being teammates to speaking to each other like strangers.
“Jude Bellingham and Arda Güler also made life difficult for me in midfield, and I have to admit they won that battle tonight.
“Finally, I want to apologise to Barcelona fans. We failed to deliver the result you deserved, and we have to take responsibility for that.
(fan) Gabby retweeted
Funny how the team they call boring are the only team in England with 8 players nominated for the Ballon d’Or awards 🤡
✓Rice, Gabriel & Saliba: Ballon d’Or
✓Raya: Yashin Trophy
✓Russo & Caldentey: Ballon d’Or
✓Arteta: Coach of the Year
✓Arsenal: Club of the Year
(fan) Gabby retweeted
"This is why Arsenal’s set-piece routines are so dangerous. Pure tactical brilliance.”🔴⚪️
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨 Wayne Rooney — Suspend Bruno Fernandez and give carrick time.
🗣️ “If I were Carrick, I would seriously consider suspending Bruno Fernandes indefinitely for publicly criticising his manager and showing no remorse on the bench while his team were losing.
“You’re Manchester United’s captain. You should be leading by example, not undermining your manager. I just hope the owners don’t sack Carrick to protect the bigger problems at this club.
“INEOS cannot keep neglecting the squad, changing managers and expecting miracles. Injuries have exposed the lack of depth, and another managerial sacking will not fix that.
“I pray the owners give Carrick time. Manchester United cannot keep sacrificing managers while protecting the people responsible for the club’s problems.”
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨🎙️ Lamine Yamal speaks after Barcelona’s El Clásico defeat to Real Madrid.
Real Madrid might have beaten us, but they’re NOT winning La Liga. We’re still 3 points ahead and miles better than them. Bookmark this and come back at the end of the season.
Madrid fans celebrated last night like they’d won the league. Enjoy your little trophy parade because reality is coming.
One lucky win doesn’t make you the better team. We always show up when the trophies are on the line.
And tell your defenders to prepare for Lamine Yamal at the Bernabéu in the second leg. The party might be over before it starts.
#BARRMA #elclassico
تعرف 1 = اعتزل كرة القدم وروح تابع تنس 🎾
تعرف 2 = تتابع الكورة من الملخصات بس
تعرف 3 = معلوماتك سطحية جداً
تعرف 5 = مشجع عادي
تعرف 7 = متابع ممتاز
تعرف 9 = موسوعة كرة قدم كاملة 📚
تعرف 11 = عبقري كرة القدم في القرن 🧠👑
(fan) Gabby retweeted
"Bruno Fernandes come to Galatasaray" and Brother was smiling his heart out 😂
Can Manchester United afford to dispose their Captain?
......... ⌛ 🟡⚫
|| #Brunofernandes || #BrunoFiles ||
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨🗣️ “I THINK HIS BILLS ARE DUE😂 !”
Mikel Arteta on Nico Jover suddenly locking in after months without setpiece goals...
🎙️ "We went months without a set-piece goal, and I was starting to get worried. But the truth is, Nico Jover only locks in when he enters survival mode.
🗣️" He went the whole summer without a single bonus check, and last week his credit card got declined at the canteen while trying to buy a chicken wrap. He looked at me, pure panic in his eyes, and said, 'Mikel, I am starving. I am going to put Gabriel on the near post.' Suddenly, he's a tactical genius again. He has bills to pay, so until his bank account stabilizes, expect total chaos in the box."
Dear Rival fans,,, Setpiece FC is so baaack 😂
|| #Arsenal || #Gabriel || #EzriKonsa ||
(fan) Gabby retweeted
The Ballon D'Or belongs to Harry Kane
Mason Mount Downfall 😭
Andrew Santos Downfall 😭
Patrovic Masterclass 👀💫
L. Yamal Downfall🥳
Pedri Downfall 🤲🏼
All Barca Team Downfall 🙏
Arda Guler Master class 🙇♂️
Kylian Mbappe Brace 🎖
Tomorrow Kylian Mbappe Balon deior 🎉
this weekend go too sweet walai 😭😭😭😭
#Eleicoes2026 #BallonDor
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨🗣️ Sergio Ramos on Mourinho’s masterclass and Mbappé’s El Clásico performance!
“People questioned Madrid, but Mourinho knew exactly what this team needed. Barcelona had their winning run, Yamal had the headlines, but when it mattered most, Mbappé delivered with a brace. That is what separates a good player from a player built for the biggest stage.
“Bellingham battled brilliantly in midfield, while Madrid made sure Yamal had very little influence on the game. All that pre-match noise, yet Mbappé was the one deciding the Clásico.
“And when we talk about the Ballon d’Or, performances like this matter. Mbappé showed why he deserves to be ahead of Yamal. Talent gets you attention, but delivering in the biggest games gets you the crown.”
#RMABAR #ElClasico
