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You know what grinds my gears? A lot! Raging a lot cz everything is goin to shit & we are letting it all burn But u know what I hope to make an impact 1 day

Joined January 2025
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In everything never forget to ask yourself What? Why? Who? or When? Obviously depending on the information you get or see But it’s always going to help with perspective and context for those who care anyway cz a lot of people don’t but don’t let that also be your problem.
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Pairing this beast with Bellingham has got to be illegal😭
Nico Paz’s mid-air control 💎
When Dunk contests were actually creative
What’s Aura but it’s a Sports moment
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"what about your dad" ... I said ALL, didn't I?
My aunt is fucking all her sisters' husbands.
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Agenda aside, it’s time to restrict this thing to just coaches and players. No coach or player no matter how crazy will leave Mbappe out of the top 10, this is comical.
🚨 BREAKING: Three journalists have left Kylian Mbappé outside their Ballon d'Or top 10, which has cost the player approximately OVER 36 points. 😳
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in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Usan a un jugador de otro equipo porque ninguno de su plantilla actual tiene más de una Champions 🫵🏻🤣
According to Real Madrid fans.
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Because Africa canonically has no ocean and access to seafood
Replying to @ThomasMightSnap
They saw how us BLACK AMERICANS love seafood and trynna capitalize off our wave….. nothing new…
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I knew this gag had an original reference but this is my first time seeing it. Stewie wasn’t even exaggerating. 😂
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Jajajaja la CIA utilizó para sacar a Bolsonaro de Brasil una ruta del narcotráfico que le dio la DEA. Poesía pura en su máxima expresión.
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Bron smelled the Toronto in him
LeBron saw the memes 💀
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cristiano ronaldo has 158 header goals and that is around 86.6% of luuk de jong career goals. you will run mad before the end of today 🙏
Unpopular opinion, but Luke de jong is a better header than cristiano Ronaldo
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3 starters scored zero. First time in NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY Inside job.. fuck brad. Fuck Joe for sending this bullshit ass lineup out there.
Dude told JB go win with this in game 7 cause of AI lmaoooo
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These Kane comps, I’ve noticed a common occurrence. Kane drops so deep that most of the balls he plays don’t even result in anything because the players he gives the ball to don’t have a striker in the box to help finish it. Might be why his teams always lose in finals
He absolutely did. Better performance too.
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My current favorite video on the internet for several reasons 😅😅😅
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It’s a truly dark time for real lovers man. But we shall overcome.
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FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS LA LIGA'S 2ND-HIGHEST SCORER, YET HE ISN'T EVEN TOP 125 IN APPEARANCES.
Just clocked one crazy stat 😳
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🚨🤯 England’s journalist placed Jude Bellingham 8th in the Ballon d’Or. This is after breaking his nation’s scoring record at World Cup… 🤦‍♂️
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Pep Guardiola publicly backing Lionel Messi for the Ballon d'Or during the exact season Erling Haaland won the treble is completely unforgivable.
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