If you're here to find something to justify being mad at me, I kick babies for fun. There, you're free, you can go now.
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What is getting me rn is that I'm pretty sure I know the phrase analogous to "today is gonna be the day" but I can't for the life of me remember it
I have no idea what is going on but I'll be completely honest and say that this qt slap fight is uncharacteristic and unbecoming of the both of you
The saddest fact about the last decade that no one talks about is the no one believes in liberal ideals anymore.
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation.
Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026.
Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
Weirdly I have never had an issue despite having once drawn out £20k in cash and having the dodgiest looking cashflow ever
In the developing country of the UK, withdrawing £2.5k of your own money for a holiday is such a comically, laughably large amount of money that the curtain twitchers in the bank fraud teams just assume you’re money laundering and if you don’t itemise everything you intend to spend that money on, they might just decide not to give you it. Your own money.
My wife says this about me and @LexerLux but like c'mon everyone knows it's not gay if it's a strap-on