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#thementalist and other random things occasionally

Joined September 2024
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RIP Jesse Waters
This should be enough to end his career as a TV host 🤭
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What. The. F*CK!
So here's a list of who will be a starting QB in the NFL this week: Philadelphia Eagles - Joe Milton New York Giants - J.J. McCarthy Baltimore Ravens - Joe Fagnano Cleveland Browns - Shedeur Sanders Seattle Seahawks - Drew Lock Arizona Cardinals - Gardner Minshew II
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Taking a bite out of the magneto chicken sandwich
burger king has lost its mind for doomsday
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
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Republicans watching last night’s results:
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After yesterday One thing is clear Florida Is A Purple Swing State No matter how many times Ron DeSantis gerrymandered it EVERY DUMMYMANDER lost ……
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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Republicans losing districts they gerrymandered for themselves
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Nature is healing 🐦
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this video being the theme of twitter last night 😭😭😭
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Boebert changed districts to make sure she still won and she lost lol
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The knives are out. Trump's own VP is now publicly undermining him. This is going to get nasty.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Twitter (formerly known as 𝕏)
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the energy on twitter tonight is so alive it feels like pre pandemic twitter again
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I haven’t seen MAGA this quiet since Zelenskyy hit a Russian data center.
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Republicans watching every seat get flipped
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Dude really called his shot 🤯
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Aw, too bad. Anyway....
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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Every few years Twitter has a night where everyone is on the same side and the algorithm makes you happy and feel like you’re back in 2010s Twitter. Tonight is one of those nights.
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