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Joined July 2013
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Media Update: Halloween Edition
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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People weird. Folks childish. Shit is stupid. Conscience cleared. We move.
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I understand that im not good with rejection cool but i can take a hint but why when ppl reject me they still want like micro access to me it’s so weird like
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pleaseeeee sisksksskzkz 😭😭
Replying to @nermalicious2
I keep thinking about that one time I was trying to drink chemicals in the bathroom right next to my schizophrenic brother's room and I didn't go through with it because I could hear him talking dirty with the voices in his head
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Being able to relate to my friends with parents addicted to substances bc my upbringing was very similarly traumatic except my mom never did drugs she was addicted to World of Warcraft
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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If I wake up tomorrow and a black named Keisha lance bottoms is the governor of Georgia I will actually murder myself
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If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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didn’t know so many men enjoyed getting peed on. I’m about to start kink shaming!
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WE ALL GETTING ABORTIONS TONIGHT!
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IDC IF YOU CELIBATE OR ABSTINENT GRAB THE NEAREST PERSON AVAILABLE AND DO YOUR WORST ABORTIONS ON ME
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JT COMING.
Texas U.S. Senate Dallas County: 🔵 James Talarico – 457,916 (73.0%) 🔴 Ken Paxton – 158,692 (25.3%) Talarico is overperforming Harris's 2024 early vote margin by 24 points. Results per AP
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We taking the wheels off Greg Abbotts wheelchair tonight
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I don’t know what this means but I know it’s negative ! So yeah fuck Florida sanwont ass
Florida so fucking sanwont dawg
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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everyone in texas is getting gender reassignment surgery tomorrow
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if texas turns blue i’m posting hole
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gotta leave ppl right where they’re weird at
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Seeing the loser in someone you thought so highly of is insanely humbling.
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Sometimes you gotta let ppl have it bro.
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