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She integrated by marrying a Scottish person so her kids would have Scottish heritage.
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In the immediate term, this is why I am a huge fan of England remembering that she is an island nation, and therefore a seapower, and encouraging young men to work in the merchant navy.
A stint at sea would be a rite of passage to becoming a man.
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Big Alcohol psyopping the naturally teetotal English into believing they enjoy the odd pint
Many think having a pint is "normal" but that is due to entrenched historical traditions and therapeutic myths encouraged by the drinks industry. Often used by politicians for "man of the ppl" rhetoric. It is a actually a harmful psychoactive drug on many levels. @grok #Gogglebox
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>audience giggles, titters, whispers
>Alastair Campbell leans forward
"Now..."
>light laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
"Nigel Farage..."
>hearty guffawing
"I mean, REALLY."
>audience member starts crying from laughing so hard
"He promised to take back control. And what did we get? I can't think of much more than a... BLUE PASSPORT."
>audience members shit themselves in unrestrained laughter
>Rory Stewart smiles ruefully
"I walked across Afghanistan and I met warlords with a better grasp on the British economy."
>tears of laughter deluge the audience, causing severe dehydration
"Brexit? More like REGREXIT."
>laughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters, raining down and killing passersbys
"And where's the £350 million, NIGEL?"
>foundations of the building shake with the resonance of hilarity, triggering an earthquake
>laughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into the Scottish coast
>thousands of men in North London begin furiously masturbating to their copies of The Sunday Observer
>the BBC suspends all programming to broadcast a special edition of Have I Got News for You
>the Earth's magnetic north pole shifts to Brussels
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10 Greatest Englishmen in history:
1. Jesus Christ
2. Oliver Cromwell
3. Arthur, High King of Britain
4. Hector of Troy
5. Alfred the Great
6. Horatio Nelson
7. Henry V
8. Saint George of Lydda
9. Julius Caesar
10. Harold Godwinson
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Incoming non-paywalled LE video titled: “The Yookay is worse than Warhammer pt 2: if our problems are the same, what about the solutions?”
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2nd and 3rd gen migrants are much worse than 1st gen migrants, in my opinion as a general rule. There is an entitlement that comes with many of them, combined with a strange sense of inadequacy. They are worthy of pity in many respects. They have been uprooted from their ancestral home and placed somewhere that will never truly be home.
Any deportation policy that excludes 2nd and 3rd gen migrants is doomed to fail. They are the problem. They are not us, and in 99% of cases, never will be. The fact that a 3rd gen migrant can even exist is itself evidence of the failure of assimilation.
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Another fucking stoner doing the "medicinal weed saved my life" con.
Piss off and join the @LibDems with that crap.
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The fact that France already has social healthcare, paid family leave, 35 hour work weeks, and spends more than 50% of GDP on welfare puts these riots in such a hilarious context
WTF do they even want
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Outside the Anglophone world humour is mostly quite one dimensional and cringe. I don't think irony is as much a social norm as it is for English speakers, especially in Britain and Ireland, and the English-speaking internet dissects and cycles through memes very fast.
Then you go to the continent and it feels like a time capsule of the 2010s internet where zoomers still make attack helicopter jokes and do stuff like this.
Aucun pays ne peut s’asseoir à côté de la France et dire qu’il est plus divertissement que nous #17octobre
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🇺🇲Tesla Roadster vs. 🇮🇳Pushpak Viman: Top features comparisons—
•Launced 2026 • 9000 Yr ago
•Electric supercar •Divine vehicle.
•300km/hr •299,792km/hr
•Modern vehicle •control by the
controls will of owner.
•Two seats •infinite seat
•Election powers •no fuel
•rocket thrusters •divine thruster
•brief aerial •can fly through
manoeuvres galaxy
