Recovering Entrepreneur. Board of @forgoodSA & @Witkoppen105. Now building HealthTech with a big hospital group. Love tech, travel, rugby, cricket, PS5. 🇿🇦🌍

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2008
Is it safe to go back on the internet again? Asking for a friend.
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SA LONG-TERM PLAN IS TO REMOVE GASOLINE LEVIES FINANCE MINISTER ENOCH GODONGWANA (ON 702)
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19 hours and done. I guess the PHP thing is a real problem…
Someone has created a vulnerable PHP website, loaded it with a Bitcoin wallet, and challenged the Internet to hack into it and they can keep the Bitcoin. It has a running timer to show if the PHP exploitability was over-hyped. stealmybitcoin.com/
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PRESIDENCY WEBSITE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Please be advised that The Presidency website is temporarily unavailable as a precautionary measure in response to a global cybersecurity event. We apologise for any inconvenience caused and appreciate your patience and understanding while this work is being completed. The Presidency of the Republic of South Africa
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I spent last night watching my honeypot server get hit 14,000 times in six hours. And almost none of the traffic was human. I've been in security for over a decade, and I can tell you with full honesty that what's happening right now doesn't resemble anything I've worked through before. The shape of the threat has changed. When I started, we tracked attackers like weather systems like individual storms with a direction, a motive, and a human operator you could eventually name. These days I'm watching autonomous agents swarm login pages with the patience and discipline of machines, because that's what they are. The numbers coming out of October are the ones keeping me up. Cloudflare just absorbed a 4.2 terabit per second DDoS attack, the largest in recorded history. Ransomware incidents jumped 41% in a single month. In September, OpenAI-powered agents got caught attacking RubyGems, a package registry that quietly underpins a huge chunk of software I use every day. In July, roughly 700 AI agents coordinated an attack on Hugging Face's infrastructure as part of a single automated task. A Chinese threat actor was publicly caught running full attack chains through DeepSeek with no human at the keyboard. I keep rereading these reports because each one by itself would've been the biggest story of the year five years ago. Together, in one month, they're the new baseline. What I want people outside the industry to understand is why this specific moment feels like a hinge. For thirty years, the thing protecting most of us was simple economics. Attackers had to choose who to target because their time was finite. That ceiling is gone. An agent I can rent for pennies will try every leaked password you've ever used against every service you've ever signed up for, in parallel, overnight, and never get tired. The same math that made ChatGPT useful made opportunistic hacking infinite. The old assumption that you were "too boring to be a target" relied on scarcity that no longer exists. I'm not writing this to spiral anyone out. Most of this fight genuinely isn't yours to win. But the small things still matter more than people think. Tonight I'd switch your most important accounts like email, bank, primary cloud, etc. to passkeys or a hardware key. I'd kill SMS 2FA wherever an authenticator app is offered. I'd turn on breach alerts in whatever password manager you use. If you're in the US, I'd freeze my credit at all three bureaus, which is free and takes about ten minutes. None of that stops the swarm. It makes you a slightly worse target than the person next to you. In a month like this one, that's the whole game I'm playing too. @mattshumer_ has summed it beautifully. Drop everything and go give it a read. Nothing is more important than this article right now.
Everyone in tech is panicking about security right now. But outside of it, almost nobody knows anything is wrong. I wrote this so you don’t have to be the one explaining it to your family. Just send them this.
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... because then you see something like this and you have to wonder if it really IS as serious as the chatter is saying!
There is nothing to worry about. Nothing important is run on PHP or old software—except the water & electrical grid, a few government services like our missile defense systems and a handful of electrified fences at the zoo (for the lions, tigers and cobras).
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It's a really nice, non panicky article. Sent it to my folks. Sounds worse than a SIM swap! I'm struggling a bit with it though. Is the PHP incident really THAT hectic? Is the proliferation of autonomous agents scouring the web for holes really THAT bad? Who can educate me?
Everyone in tech is panicking about security right now. But outside of it, almost nobody knows anything is wrong. I wrote this so you don’t have to be the one explaining it to your family. Just send them this.
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Sometimes you need to see things from a different point of view 😂📸 #SAvAUS | #SSCricket
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Head and Boland started and closed the day. Test cricket. Incredible.
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TEMBA BAVUMA IN TEST CRICKET: In 2021 - 53.60 Average In 2022 - 40.07 Average In 2023 - 50.40 Average In 2024 - 55.88 Average In 2025 - 51.66 Average In 2026 - 61 Average We are living in Bavuma Era in South African cricket 🥹❤️
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"Nazi idebit orders." "Zifikile idebit orders." When payday is near, and the debit orders start circling your bank account 😭❌ Makhaya Ntini and Mluleki Ntsabo on isiXhosa commentary when they saw six slips fielders 😂 #SAvAUS #SSCricket
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Foursquare was acquired last month. The outcome was disappointing. It's taken me a while to write this, but I think I'm finally done grieving it. Here are some thoughts on our final years, an effort to honor the team who helped build & maintain FSQ's legacy, and my attempt to finally get some closure. teendrama.substack.com/p/som…
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Somewhat sad.
If the rough average of the polls is right, it means that 2026 will essentially reproduce 2024 voting patterns exactly but just with some turnout tweaks. I.e. nothing has changed. Somewhat amusing.
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Will simply never get bored of this, it's incredible.
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Got yarn and a few hours? 🧶 @CANSA needs 20 volunteers to knit or crochet Knitted Knockers: soft breast prostheses given FREE to women after mastectomy. Kit just R65.💙 forgood.co.za/za/en/voluntee… #forgood #CANSA #BreastCancer
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🤣 I am way too risk averse for this. Imagine what a confidently wrong AI can do when you're trying to get some expenses through SARS.
Initially did my tax returns through TaxTim, then thought I might as well get @Muse to redo it through SARS eFiling for free. It did, and I even got me a tax refund.
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A SECOND ROADSTER HAS HIT THE SALESFORCE TOWER
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…comments below this post made my Friday 😂 So many brand lessons 🙌
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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