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Originally created/blocked by @BradyBuzz Pronouns: tap/rack/bang *Insert flag for the current thing*

In a magazine well.
Joined April 2011
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Kathy Hochul, Mikie Sherrill, and Abigail Spanberger can keep checking the spellbook. The Second Amendment still won’t disappear. In fact, we have more guns, and we’re only getting stronger. You’re gonna lose sisters.
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Your scary reminder that this piece of shit used to exist in the White House.
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They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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I haven’t read any replies but odds are some idiot will ask why they didn’t shoot her in the leg.
NEW: Houston woman opens fire on man, then points gun at cops before being mag dumped 30-year-old Quinteceia Alexander allegedly pumped multiple rounds into a man at a northwest Houston apartment complex before turning the gun on police. Officers rushed to the area just after 11 a.m. on October 4 after callers reported a woman shooting a man and fleeing on foot. When HPD located Alexander, she ignored commands to stop, kept going, then yanked out a firearm and pointed it straight at the officers. FAFO Two handguns were recovered with one still in her hand, another on her waistband. Both Alexander and the man she allegedly shot were rushed to the hospital in critical condition. She now faces three counts of aggravated assault on a peace officer and one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
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Don’t forget the whiskey. It’s also made of whiskey.
Hot take that really shouldn’t be a hot take: eggnog is absolutely disgusting.   It’s made of raw eggs, milk, and loaded with saturated fat. Gross.
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Under the Hood now shows you which posts received a visibility-limiting label, making it easier to see what’s affected: teapawt.org/i/jf/under_the_hood This was a top request — thanks for the feedback. You’ll see the specific posts listed when fewer than 5% of your posts during the report period have that label.
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Saw Clayface today. Pretty good movie.
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We should get rid of the ATF so they can't intimidate voters.
The Trump administration is pulling ATF agents away from their jobs protecting our communities and stopping violent crime to intimidate voters at polling places. This is an assault on democracy. the-independent.com/news/wor…
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Got a lot of free disk space left.
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Patrick Stewart was once filmed dancing and singing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D in 1991 as a birthday surprise for Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry. Though never intended for public release, a copy of the clip eventually surfaced as a bonus feature on a DVD. Rest in peace 🙏
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Unlike American SNL, UK SNL is actually funny. Which is weird, because the serf nation usually bans everything funny. youtu.be/3cPVqcS-6Lw?is=xKeF…
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You know this day was coming, but you’re never ready for it.😞
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Ammo Dealer Hedges Midterm Sale With Kalshi Bet on Republicans
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I just heard Christmas music. Not even Halloween yet.
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I deal with this as a software developer. It seems the more pop ups, confirmations, and warnings we require for something, the more likely people are to just auto-pilot through it.
it amazes me that they raised the bridge, added a million signs to it, flashing lights, a warning alarm, and a passthrough, and people still fuck it up. If IQ testing were required for a driver's license, yearly vehicular deaths would probably drop to near zero.
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It should not only be legal, but legally required, to punch "prank bros".
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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