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When you show up to a party like ‘let me blend in' and Regice strolls in like 'nah, I'M the party'
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Hey Incineroar, Sneasler is here. We're all good 🖐️
Expecting a double Protect from the opponent, Taran Birdee KOs his OWN Incineroar to activate Sneasler's Unburden Ability, setting up a checkmate endgame!
#PokemonVGC
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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I know I'm like evil but how have people not hardened their hearts to boomers yet? Yeah the prank guy is worse but 250k for crying about how hard it is to pay bills when you had 20+ years to stack your bread in the best economy ever?
They don't have this sympathy for us.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.












































