@benstake

#Twenderaundi .... IG - @benstake

 Dadaab, Kenya
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Joined March 2010
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The city's now green. A mini thread Late Feb vs Early June
benstake@benstake24 Feb 2023
Nakuru city is dry dry. And dusty, very dusty but the trees especially along the highway are green green and the jacaranda trees are jacarandaing.
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Investing in Matatu is not for faint hearted. This is double M, the darling of eastlands. Many Matatu Owners walk with brufen and and blood pressure tablets.
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Unaingia valley of the shadow of death na unaendelea tu kuenda?
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@chebiimashiepOct 25
Make a visit to this place atleast once in your life
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Jamani 🤣🤣 For a love song, we're doing too much on the bunda promotion.
Humble African.
@AzimOscarOct 24
Bien at it again.
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Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 23
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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Before becoming Watendawili, the duo operated as Kaskazini,  an early phase that helped mould the identity fans know today. During their ascent, they spent a defining period under Sol Generation, where their sound and pen reached broader audiences across the region.
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Replying to @Kalshi
@Kalshi
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Kalshi
@KalshiOct 23
BREAKING: Getty Images officially files for bankruptcy
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The football world needs to do something about the Premeier League 😭 Bournemouth can’t lil bro AC Milan so casually
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouthOct 22
Two hours to go
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Kuwams🍉
@kuwamocho_Oct 22
tangu wahesabu nyama zangu nilicall it quits
dennis@AkainuBerbaricOct 22
Wengine hatuwezi weka food dump hua tunakula kushiba aesthetics anaku
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RIVAS🇬🇼@rxvaldoOct 23
I know it’s nuanced, but I often think about how a lot of my co workers went to elite schools and universities, to end up sitting next to little old me
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Me reporting daily to this app to share my silliest thoughts because I refuse to suffer alone
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Ata wamama hukua hivi
micheal k. gemera@dexxeOct 23
a recruitment firm leaked recruiter notes cos they were using ai. one of the requirements is to skip candidates who didn't have a job. yes. if you are in between jobs or jobless you fail at getting a job. it's tough out here buana.
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Stakabadhi@gufydoxOct 24
The 43rd Slam Africa Poetry Champion will be in Nakuru on the 30th for a very polite Poetry set.
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Moe
@MochievousOct 23
I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
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salary ya 300k unaoa at least 3 wives ukifika 301k unaongeza wa nne
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinOct 23
How much does it cost to host a Kenyan Premier League match under the floodlights at Nyayo National Stadium? -Stadium hire: KSh 80,000 -Generator hire for four hours, including technicians: Approximately KSh 400,000+ Total estimated cost: KSh 500,000 per match.
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Why are there so many artists in Nairobi that are from Nakuru or somehow related to Nakuru? twenderaundi.wordpress.com/2…

Inside Nakuru’s Creative Industry: Talent, Growth and Untapped Potential

Nakuru is known as “Nax Vegas” for its nightlife, but its secret is far more significant: it is the only UNESCO Creative City in East Africa. This designation, earned in 2021 for Crafts…

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Sun Tzu
@ItsChanzuOct 23
He is actually saying the truth... 80k iende Ciel , 50k Rent , 70k food & transport , 100k Girlfriend allowance... unabaki na nini?
Col3-wrld@_H0VaOct 23
300K sio thaat much in this economy bana ,mwache kui treat as if it's some type of life changing money Frankly,real ones tunatia bidii sai tukuwe consultants tu make twice that amount and maybe even more
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zen
@zentwo0Oct 23
Your coworkers will have a whole meeting about you and still ask you how your weekend was.
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Look who's the married men now. 😂
Andrew@Lovingson_25 Jul 2021
Married men after eating nyamchom at Kamakis knowing they'll find bibi amepika cabbage za sungura 😂
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