builder of networks, dad, husband, city fan - these words are my own (unless I borrowed them) - (he/him) 🔶 https://xitter.cf/t.co/VLGDidWzJY

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Joined April 2009
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No support on @seetickets website without login, kinda messed up when the problem is login...
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Hello @MCRWhiskyClub Tonight, a blind tasting. All over 20 years matured.
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It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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This is really rather good.
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Lights out and away we go! #Clacton
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🚨BREAKING The 🟠 Social Liberal Forum 🟠 has commissioned the first and only poll for the Clacton by-election. 🪐☄️ @CountBinface: 52% (+52%) ➡️💰 @Nigel_Farage: 48% (+0%) Count Binface commented “even a Bin wins against Farage” /j
🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage
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Hello @MCRWhiskyClub !! Tonight, Stewart runs us through "bang for your buck"
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So the @EE app is so bad that you can't even fill the survey form to tell them how bad it is...
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The greatest.
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Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out
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i still care
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9 - 11 months!? To investigate seashells? Did the witnesses all clam up? Does no-one have a conch-ience? They really should have flexed their mussels and taken a few scal(op)s. But I guess we just have to take it on the (ur)chin, that the director is a knobbed whelk. (Sorry)
FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey’s seashell post wasn’t a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically
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Each man thought: one of the others is bound to say something soon, some protest, and then I’ll murmur agreement, not actually say anything, I’m not as stupid as that, but definitely murmur very firmly, so that the others will be in no doubt that I thoroughly disapprove, because at a time like this it behooves all decent men to nearly stand up and be almost heard… But no one said anything. The cowards, each man thought. - Guards! Guards!
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Excited to be unveiling Ze at NetMcr later today! Ze is a network OS layer that runs over Linux, built in Go. It started as the successor to ExaBGP but goes well beyond route injection: YANG-modelled configuration, an SSH CLI, a web UI. github.com/ze-software/ze
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Okay okay here’s the clip
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Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is: flickr.com/photos/doctorow/5… 1/
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Football's BEST VAR Moments
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